GREEEY

GREEEY

The unleashed lost puppy himself!!

(yes the developers DID actually call him that, lol)

This is slightly older art so if you've seen it around that's why but honestly he doesn't get enough love!

His hair gave me some trouble trying to draw realistically, but I'd say it looks a little like Nero's from DMCV now :)

Assigning D&D Classes to Hair Metal Bands

Jeez that’s the most 80′s sentence I’ve ever written. This is probably a niche humor type that only I’ll get, but-

-Motley Crue: Barbarians. They’re the ones with the most infamous reputation for being stupid and violent. 

-Alice Cooper: Cleric. He’s a very kindly and gentle man, but has the potential to be fucking terrifying. 

-The Scorpions: Fighters. Typically regarded as generic and maybe even boring, but they have much more potential to be entertaining than anyone ever gives them credit for. 

-Stryper: Paladins. Is it because they’re a Christian band? Yes. Is that a lazy answer? Also yes. But am I wrong? No. 

-Skid Row: Rogues. They’re edgy, they’re violent, and just like Sebastian Bach, have both the potential to be really hot or annoying as hell. 

-W.A.S.P.: Warlocks. Another edgy band, but they get their angst from sacrilege and moral philosophy more than physical violence. 

-Warrant: Rangers. Both got a cowboy thing going on. 

-Winger: Wizards. Just like how wizards are regarded as the nerds of D&D, Winger are the nerds of hair metal. 

-Poison: Bards. Now you’re probably thinking, “Darren, Bards are literally musicians. How can you choose one band to be bards?” And to that I say: It’s because they’re the pretty boys. 

-Guns ‘n’ Roses: Druids. More feral and grungy than your typical hair band, and their frontman is named after a flower. 

-Van Halen: Sorcerers. The big classic hair band gets the big classic D&D archetype. 

-Def Leppard: Monks. Don’t ask me to explain this one. I can’t. They both just have a ‘psychic energy’ thing going on that I can’t put my finger on. 

This would be my fic :)

Absolutely thrilled that people have been enjoying it even a little bit - there's still LOADS more of it in the works, so stay tuned folks!!

Enjoy the Megaman ZX fandom? Well then, Advent fans, you’ll enjoy this!

Alternatively:

Me: *is online at a reasonable time... At whatever time zone my friend is in*

Online friend, who remembers what time zone I'm in and thus should not be up: Friend. Friend why are you awake. Are you resting. GO!! TO!! SLEEP!!

Online friend: *doesn't show up online at the usual time* (is most likely sleeping earlier than usual)

Me: where friend??? ? ? ?? friend Gone?? Friend ok? ?? ?? ? ? must go find friend.immediately. I shall cross the ocean!!

A poetry/typography experiment, since yesterday was the last day of winter where I am.