Whats A Girl Got To Do Around Here To Lay On The Couch At Graceland On Her Back Watching Television While

what’s a girl got to do around here to lay on the couch at graceland on her back watching television while it rains really hard outside & elvis comes walking over from the dining room table after eating his lunch and having a phone meeting (poor thing can’t get to enjoy anything without having to talk about business) and he stands in front of you for a second and you look at him (with love, always with love) confused & he slips his loafers off and just lays directly on top of you and puffs his lips out cause his face is smushed and he sighs a lil and you drag your fingers over his back giving it a lil scratch and he’s all smiley and falling asleep on top of you (some of us are asthmatic and this sounds horrifying but you welcome the weight on top of you because it’s him… anything for him <3) and the rain is pattering down and he’s so sleepy and he barely fits on the couch so his sock clad feet are hanging over the arm rest but hes so comfy laying on you that he doesnt wanna move & you alternate between head & back scratches for him with the soft buzz of the television in the background?

my one wish recently has been to have an orchestra rendition of many of ep’s song. and what i mean by this is how the netflix series bridgerton had an orchestra play madonna’s “material girl,” or taylor swift’s “wildest dreams.” like imagine walking down the aisle of your wedding with this type of rendition of “can’t help falling in love,” or “love me tender,” or “pocketful of rainbows, or “fever,” or “unchained melody.” you all get my point. I WOULD LEARN TO WALTZ TO ANY OF THESE ORCHESTRA RENDITIONS OF EPS SONGS. I WOULD DIE. MY LIFE WOULD BE PERFECT.

house of the dragon didn’t put sunfyre in the coronation scene because they knew he would be too girlboss slay yass pilled and the audience would have no choice but to support the greens in the name of serving cunt

Austin Butler should have won. I don’t care! I don’t care! I DONT CARE!!

i just think men should bring back this hairstyle that’s all