I Work With Kids Rather Frequently And Today There Was A One Year Old Who Was Pretty Tired (I'm Guessing

I work with kids rather frequently and today there was a one year old who was pretty tired (I'm guessing it's because they weren't feeling great based on the green ooze that constantly flowed from their nostrils). As they sat in my lap and flipped through a book I came to the odd realization that there was a tiny human being in my lap.

A human being that was grown inside of another human being whom I speak with regularly.

Guys...

Inside another human

And now it's outside, in my lap, drooling, and ripping the pages of the classic book I Think I Can.

Going from physically attached to someone else via their internal organs to being an autonomous little person is fucking INSANE

The liberalism leaving someone's body as soon as they hear a man say they want to marry a woman shorter than him who will be a stay at home mom

I love old SpongeBob

some of my favourite spongebob moments are when they accentuate the gag w/ a live-action punchline

The post just reminded me of the dream I had last night where there was a sickness going around and the key symptom was throwing up blood. My sister said to me "well at least you're not throwing up blood" and I immediately opened my mouth and a constant stream of blood spewed out for a solid minute

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