Three Hundred Years Have Passed Somebody Still Have To Go To College Hehe

Three hundred years have passed somebody still have to go to college hehe

THE OG SUCK UP EVERYBODY:

Robert Spencer, Earl of Sunderland converted to Catholicism for James II and then back to Anglicanism when William and Mary took the throne. If that's not a suck up I don't know what is.

Anyway, he was also hot AF:

Someone tell me what was in the water during the Restoration Era.

The men are all so hot.

Im stealing this photo im im sending it to everyone my groupchats aren't ready for the majesty of His Serene Harlot Santa Anna

i’ve got santa anna/antonio enthusiasts watching me so therefore i drop all my memes (one made by yours truly) 🫡

i’m sorry it’s not a lot guys i’ll get more soon criessss

I LAUGHED SO HARD I JUMPSCARED MY KITTY

ok this is kind of funny like

william: fucking KILL yourself

shrewsbury: i hope 🤞 this 👉👆 letter 🅱 finds 😂😂 you in 🔱🍑 good 😊 health, ⛑⛑ but ❌🍑 the 👀 king 🤴 doesn't; in ☝🔥 fact it 💪🤔 would 💦👪 please 😘🙏 him ♿ greatly if 👏 you were ⏬ to hold 🍆✋ a 🚨🍆 gun 💀 in ➡ between your eyes 💋 and 💰 pull 💦 the 👏🎅 trigger 🔫

BWOWDGFYDFJUEIHFSKFHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOURE SO AWESOME

you can always draw shrewsbury with a beauty mark. lil mole under his eye. take some liberties, the portraits can't all be super accurate cmon now

maybe I really am too far gone, this morning I slept through all my alarms but still woke up on time because I dreamed that Mary slapped me and she did it so hard I just snapped awake. In the dream I was a courtier in a room arguing with a bunch of people trying to get Mary to admit that William is gay (?) and she was getting really angry at us for slandering The King, though she probably knew and was only denying it to protect his reputation. Then she got up and slapped me in front of everyone.

Sarah Churchill was there too for some reason, somehow I understood that my dream was set in an alternate timeline where Mary seduced Sarah to prove that she is better than Anne, and they ended up in a decades-spanning messy relationship too.