Barty: Imagine Bumping Into You Here. What A Coincidence. The Fates Must Be On Our Side.

Barty: Imagine bumping into you here. What a coincidence. The fates must be on our side.

Evan: You broke into my house.

- - -

Barty, eating cereal at the kitchen counter:

Evan, walking into the kitchen:

Barty:

Evan:

Barty: We need to stop meeting like this.

Evan: We can work on that.

Evan: Stop breaking into my house!

My friend: *joking around* My friend: *stops in the middle of a sentence and dies* Me: :0 My friend: I JUST COUGHED, HICCUPED AND SNEEZED AT THE SAME TIME My friend: *wheezing* Did- I- just- take- a - screenshot? Me: *wheezes* The whole friend group: *wheezes*

I FKDOUT IST. ANXH *** IM DRINK ANF WHISKEY ANF WHINEEEEEEE ILY EVERY ONEEEEE

when you go to bed tonight I promise you're going to have the best night's sleep of your life. you'll wake up feeling refreshed and you'll have a pleasant dream too, even if you don't remember your dream when you wake up

also, you don't have to interact with this post for it to work. in fact there's nothing you can do to stop this post from working

im cacklin rn bcz i was reading a textin fic and someone got angry at siri and then was like ,omg im so sorry, and siri was just like, if i was normal i would be upset but thankfully i was abused, and omg what

'Remus can't imagine being that tall' i read this and just started laughing

wait what