Regardless Of WarningsThe Future Doesnt Scare Me At AllNothings Like Before

Regardless of warnings The future doesn’t scare me at all Nothing’s like before

Things we learned from the Sonic Twitter Takeover

- Knuckles can type 33 words per minute using his spikes, and has likely destroyed several keyboards in the process.

- Eggman (allegedly) used to have luxurious hair and a manbun.

- Eggman pretends he can use the Chaos Emeralds to go Super. His mustache glows (it’s a LED stripe) and he gains the ability to fly (a rope) and shoot eggs from his sleeves

- Sonic games and other media exist in-universe and are based off the characters’ real adventures.

- Amy’s favorite game is “Sonic Heroes”, while Shadow’s is “Shadow the Hedgehog” (shocker).

- Eggman always packs a lunch before an evil scheme. He survived in Cyberspace for days with a baloney on rye, a juice box, baby carrots and a galaxy brownie.

- Knuckles collects rocks that look like animals in his spare time. Their beauty moves Shadow to tears.

- Amy’s favorite desert is strawberry shortcake. Sonic thinks it sucks.

- Shadow is a Taylor Swift fan

- Tails invented a special polymer to keep his friends’ gloves from ever getting dirty. 

-Shadow has a twenty step skin-care routine, irons his bed sheets every night and wants his food cooked exactly like they did in the ARK (dried and stale). He also uses gender neutral terms when refering to a potential partner. 

- Shadow eats his coffee beans with a spoon. He also eats cereal dry.

- Being stuck on Cyberspace granted Sonic, Tails, Amy, Knuckles and Eggman the ability to read the Ancients’ writing

- Shadow adopted and trained a Dark Chao.

- Shadow often volunteers at the local soup kitchen to honor Maria’s wish, though his cooking is not very popular. 

- Knuckles watches “One Punch Man” at Cream and Vanilla’s house.

- The coolest thing Sonic has ever done was changing the water filter that one time.

I have thoughts I can’t articulate

Something something DDD being the turning point of Sora and Riku being yin yangs to one another something something Riku is headed towards the Light while Sora is headed towards Darkness paralleling KH1 but opposite something something

We really could’ve had Riku saying “strength to protect the person I love” sigh

I have worms in my brain named Metal Sonic is Sonic theory