Come Watch Dead Boy Detectives!

Come watch Dead Boy Detectives!

We have:

Bitchy boy from Hell

Friendly guy who solves 90% of problems with a cricket bat

Girl with a demon in her head who can see your memories (but not her own)

Anxious shut-in girl who is actually really friendly and colourful

Lesbian whose Big Knife makes up for her awkward attitude

A murderous 300ish year old witch who would unironically call herself a girlboss

Bird

Really tiny, really bitchy iconic duo that feeds on attention

Not a Catboy, but a CatmanTM

Cute librarian :)

A man with a catchphrase who is also a walrus. He will sell you approximately something slightly to the left of what you asked for

A demon with nothing better to do than bother his ex

Victorian girl with a glowing squid for a pet

Immortal CPS worker with too much paperwork

Death played by Kirby Howell-Baptiste

One (1) man with no trauma

The best take on Lilith I've ever seen. That's not a joke it's just my honest opinion

Ghost postman. He delivers the ghost post

I think people misunderstand me when I say I can’t write fiction since I don’t struggle with producing text in other contexts (certified yapper in your service). I don’t mean I can’t write good fiction. I mean I have absolutely no idea how to do a dialogue tag. I have absolutely 0 ability to produce any prose whatsoever. I have aphantasia how am I supposed to know how the room these people are talking in looks?! How am I supposed to get the plot from this point to the next?? Who knows. Not me! I lost the ability to write fiction right around the beginning of high school.

I absolutely love the concept of cat form cat king just hanging out around edwin as a domestic kittycat and charles being increasingly more annoyed by it and oblivious as to why (it's because he wants edwin to be absentmindedly petting HIM not some stupid cat). They have a rivalry going on.

Quiet, thoughtful, mysterious, chainsmoking men will be the death of me (literally) (due to secondhand smoke) (i’m literally omw home smelling of cigarettes right now)

Smoking kills but you cannot tell me Edwin Courcey wasn’t sexy as fuck with that cigarette in his hands.

Honestly I haven’t pinned one down just yet. Something inspired by the coverart, maybe. Something subtle enough (i’ve been burned re: fandom before). Something coin cup knife themed maybe (ironically I already have a knife tattoo). Maybe something bookish. Considering sending a moodboard to an artist and telling them to go crazy with it.

Lowkey thinking about a last binding related tattoo to fulfill my tattoo fever

making pathetic little noises that make you fuck me harder is my specialty