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Thank You for feeding us Sapphic Femzai lovers 🫶 your portrayal of Femzai had me giggling and blushing would you consider posting more releated Femzai content in the future?

kisses and hickeys

pairings: fem!dazai osamu x fem!reader

contains: suggestive, marking/biting, kissing, petnames

wc: 373

a/n: for femzai for my scrunklies!!

“So you do like it, huh?” she said in a teasing tone, still caressing your cheek.

You sighed letting go bringing your knife back under your skirt. You took a few step back, looking at her afterwards.

"Sure, ‘Samu.”

“Aww you're calling me that again!” she smiled, going closer hugging you. You just stood there, letting her embrace you into her arms. Her head was at your shoulder, which is near your neck. Before you said another word out of your mouth, her lips was attached on your neck. You immediately covered your mouth with right hand, while the other hand was around her neck. What's weird, you didn't even tried to push her away, it's like you accepted her doings. At first she was just giving pecks on your neck, but slowly starting to bite, marking you. Covering your mouth with your hand wasn't enough to hide your moans, you bite your lower lip, little blood coming out. After a moment, she looked up seeing you hiding your noises, she wasn't happy about it. She smirked before connecting her lips to yours, going for a kiss. The kiss wasn't even passionate, it was just full of lust. Your arms fully around her neck, trying to deepening the kiss, and it worked. She saw this as an opportunity and bit your lower lip which let her toungue insert your mouth. Her hands caressed your body, slowly reaching under your blouse. You mewled on the kiss, while she continued to fight for dominance. Then your kiss was released, both of you took a breath after the kiss earlier, saliva connecting. Her hands were caressing your body, it felt like heaven.

“a-ah, ‘samu..” you moaned, your face was fully red.

She chuckled at your expression, her hands were now resting on top of your bra.

“Aw! Look at you, being a goodgirl for me~” she said in awe, suddenly squeezing your chest, which in response you let another moan.

She only chuckled hearing your noises, it's like music to her ears. She enjoyed every second of this moment, she hold your chin making you look at her.

“Do you want to continue, love? If you do, please dont hide those noises from me, okay? Good girl~”

Jouno in the new merch is so cool so i decided to draw it

dreaming

characters: dazai osamu, oda sakunosuke, ango sakaguchi, you

contains: fluff totally

wc: 390

a/n: im currently sick but hey it's holiday:3 ALSOO inspo from a scara+ei tt i saw where nahida controlled his dream~ (by that means nahida = reader)

An ordinary night where Dazai, Odasaku and Ango hang out together at the Lupin Bar. Talking about their work activities that they done today while drinking together. Dazai always look more ‘alive’ when he’s with them. Life never felt much alive when they are together, chattering, drinking together. Dazai smiled looking at Odasaku and Ango talking about work, suddenly he joins in the conversation.

“Wanna know what I did today?!” he asked to them, his amber eyes beaming full of excitement to tell.

Seeing this, Odasaku and Ango looked at eachother then nodded their head as an answer. Dazai’s smile widen seeing at their answer, starting to ramble about it.

“I got a partner for now and he's Chuuya Nakahara from-” he explained to them, which Odasaku and Ango is interested in hearing. Dazai has never been this happier seeing someone, no, people willingly to listen him ramble about his day. He wishes the night could continue and never stop, he doesn't want this moment to stop. After he rambles about his day, Ango talks about his, so did Odasaku. It was the best night ever.

Dazai sighed, which got the attention of both of them, they looked at him slightly concerned. Dazai smiled at them,

“I wish the night continues. I never had anyone listen to me talk..” he sighed, suddenly Odasaku’s hand on his shoulder, patting it.

“I’m glad I listened to you.” Odasaku replied, softly smiling at Dazai. Ango seeing them having a ‘father-son’ interaction, a smile formed on his lips. Why couldn't the night just last forever?

Odasaku looked at Dazai, his hand still resting on Dazai’s shoulder.

“But it's time for you to wake up.”

Dazai hearing those words, his eyes slightly widen, his face giving a confused look.

Before Dazai asked what Odasaku meant, his eyes opened, his body waking up from his sleeping position which is on top of his desk. He looked around, he was in the office, it was all a just dream. You were sitting beside his desk, a smile on your lips.

“Ah, you’re finally awake!”

“Did you do that..?”

He asked, looking down, tears forming in his eyes. You could only smile at his question, shooking your head.

“Who knows?” you replied, seeing his tears finally flowing out of his eyes.

He could only cry knowing it was just a dream. Happiness doesn't stay forever, huh?

what, darling?

pairings: fem!dazai osamu x fem!reader

wc: 340

contains: pinning, petnames

a/n: who's back⁉️ fem!dazai the women ever?? also for my friend again~ i have 0 knowledge of knifes.

An ordinary day doing the mission given by Port Mafia. You were given a mission to meet someone, well, someone you used to be partner with. You slowly walked to the sketchy alley, standing there afterwards. You looked at your watch, you were there on time. Footsteps, humming were heard. You turned around, looking at the figure that was walking to the alley, Dazai Osamu. A smug face was plastered on her face, her figure slowly reaching to you.

“Well, well, well isn't it the Dazai Osamu?” you commented, hands resting on your hips. She just chuckled, her arm waving at you, “Miss me, darling?”

“Me? Missing you? In your dreams.” you replied, your right hand slowly reaching under your skirt, pulling something that's hooking around your upper thigh.

She saw your hand going under, she smiled while looking at you, “Tsk, tsk. No violence, darling~”

“Why would I listen to you?”

“Because I know what you're trying to do.”

She was right, she was your partner back then, your closest friend for you lol. You gave her a small smile, before pulling a knife with your right arm, your left arm pushing her on a wall, pinning her. You took the knife around her throat, both of you having an eye contact. She saw this as a joke, while you saw this as a serious chance. You slide the knife around her throat to cut her bandages.

“Oh? You should’ve took me to a date first, love!” she joked, her face showing an excitement expression rather than fear.

You clicked your toungue in annoyance, rolling your eyes at her words. The knife on her throat was slowly deepen which showed a bit of blood coming from her throat.

“Stop calling me that.”

“What, darling?”

“That.”

Her face was now slightly dramatic of your sentence, wanting her to stop calling you petnames. She took her left hand on your right cheek, caressing it.

“Aw~ what's wrong with it, love? You don't like it?”

“I never said I didn't like it!”

happy birthday.

pairings: dazai osamu x reader

contains: fluff, kissing, mention of alcohol/wine

wc: 439

a/n: HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY FOR MY BANDAGE WASTER!! also do u guys miss me hehe

That night was your partner’s birthday, Dazai Osamu. It was expected that Port Mafia came in party today, since your boyfriend was a Port Mafia former executive, well you wouldn't say a former maybe, a traitor?

The place was crowded, filled with chatting and so on. Wine, Food, People, everywhere. You like to be a part of this celebration but you weren't a fond of alcohol. That's true, you weren't fond of it but somehow you're in a drunk state. You walk out onto the balcony with a bottle of wine in your right hand, the cool breeze hits you, the moon is shining, the night is sure beautiful. Your gaze met a tall, brown haired figure whos leaning against the railing. His face was blurred, you couldn't see well who is it.

“The moon is beautiful, isn't it?” the figure chuckled, his eyes meeting yours.

You blinked few times, slowly taking your steps to him. His face was shown unblurred, under the moonlight making him look.. better. Words couldn't rate him, he really is your everything. His gaze changed looking at the wine you are holding.

“Name, I think that's enough wine for today-” before he finished his sentence while trying to take it from your hand, your body lean closer to his, your head falling on his chest. He looked down at you, your eyes half opened. His lips forming a smile, hands wrapping around your waist. He hummed, resting his chin on top of your head, enjoying this small moment. Few moments later, he decided to bring back inside since the weather was getting colder. His hand wrapping around your shoulder, walking you to the door. Before both of you reached inside, you pin him against a wall. He was a little startled at your action, but he was fine after. His brown eyes looking at you while you return looking at him. The wine that was at your hand was gone, and right now your hand are now holding his chin, caressing his bottom lip. The brown haired was speechless with your sudden boldness move, but a smile forming on his lips. You slowly moves even closer to him, until your lips eventually touch his own. His smile seems to grow as the two of you share a soft, warm, loving kiss with each other, his hands once again wrapping around your waist as the two of you share a very sweet and romantic moment together. Both of you let go of the kiss, where your face was even redder then earlier. Your head resting on his chest, mumbling out a sentence.

“Happy birthday, dummy.”