MEET FURY THE ANGRY BABY POSSUM. MY MOM FOUND HIM CORNERED BY ALL OUR ANIMALS OUTSIDE WITH NO MOM IN

MEET FURY THE ANGRY BABY POSSUM. MY MOM FOUND HIM CORNERED BY ALL OUR ANIMALS OUTSIDE WITH NO MOM IN SIGHT SO WE ARE GONNA JUST HOLD ONTO HIM IN CASE SHE COMES BACK. SEE I WISHED FOR A BABY POSSUM FOR MY BIRFDAY THATS IN 3 DAYS, AND INSTEAD OF BUYING ONE MOTHER NATURE QUITE LITERALLY SAID,"THIS BITCH ANGRY, YEET". AHHHHHHHHHHH

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Anyway if you’re gonna make fun of fat men for wearing speedoes/swim suits/ect but defend fat women who are being made fun of for wearing swim suits/bikinis you don’t actually care about fat people lmao.

You either make fun of all of it or defend all of it. You can’t pick and choose.

Fat boys/men deserve the same fucking respect as fat girls/women.

Me, a pastafarian, walking into a Christian church: So do you eat this "jesus" guy with meatballs or garlic bread

Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where’s my mom

upkyle

UPDATE HE'S ACTUALLY ASEXUAL????

MR CLEAN IS A CLOSETED GAY AND NOBODY THOUGHT TO TELL ME???? HIS FIRST NAME IS VERITABLY