Canon Things He's Said To John

Canon things he's said to John

Yes, you're cute.

Remembering “hey, Sherlock was a good show” and also “hey, Moriarty is your favorite character from the show. Remember when they acted like he was alive again and then shattered your heart into a billion pieces like it was a firework on the Fourth of July with the ‘five years ago’ caption?”

*sigh*

I actually cried over that lmao

Sherlock fanart as my first post🙏

To be honest, pilot John Watson looks as horny as a sexually deprived buffalo.

John out for the hunt with shirt unbuttoned for more emphasis on his intentions, also undershirt visible the old-fashioned manly way to point at the raw unceremonious fuck that is promised

The subtlety of platonic affection right there  *the beast inside me roars verses of eternal friendship*

seriously what THE FUCK is this come to papa Sherly boy let’s see how accurate your deductions were

I mean, isn’t this frankly a little creepy like  he’s climbin in your windows he’s snatchin your people up…

I think they were going to make John a five continents Watson instead of three but they eventually realised it was a bit too much, that’s why John now wears 5 jumpers and 3 jackets one over the other

wdym bbc sherlock could be coming back?!👀

Okay but who is this diva being so fierce it is cuntastrophic to the slaymosphere