Thetrophyhusband - Gender: Loverboy

'disney's hercules is super inaccurate blah blah blah blah'

okay but have you considered the fact that i don't care? have you considered the fact that they made the muses serve cunt? have you considered the fact that they made philoctetes serve cunt?

thanks for cominf to my ted talk

hail to the king, baby. (prints)

BI DAY LESGOOOOO

There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"

Captain Hook - Using his hook hand