Oh Boy !! I Sure Do Hope That A Random Childhood Game That I Watched Markiplier Play As A Kid Doesn't

oh boy !! i sure do hope that a random childhood game that i watched markiplier play as a kid doesn't come back to bite me in the ass several years later !!!

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

You are working the gate in the afterlife and for the first time ever, something the humans built has shown up to be processed. You’re not sure what to do, this… entity shouldn’t have a soul, but here it is in front of you, freshly dead and awaiting the next life.

Hi, uh-

*Scoots closer to the glass in my little aquarium*

Did you know that visual snow syndrome is a real syndrome discovered in 2013 that effects an estimated 2% of the population and it causes you to see the world as if it was from a telly that has a lot of static, or as if it's a shaken snowglobe?

Some other apparent symptoms or comorbidities are (According to Healthline and EyeWiki):

Photophobia or Pain when you are seeing bright lights (I just thought I was antisocial)

Problems seeing in the dark

Palinopsia, Seeing an afterimage of things after they're gone, or moving (I thought it was normal to see smear frames)

Migraines

Tinnitus

Impaired field of vision

Enhanced entopic phenomena, or Visual changes from within the eye that may be the following items:

• Self light of the eye, or having colorful clouds in your vision when you close your eyes or are in the dark (I thought I could see people's "Colors")

• Blue field entopic phenomenon (Seeing squiggly lines from bright blue areas like the sky)

• Spontaneous photopsia (bright flashes of light)

• Floaters in both eyes

This disorder has an Unknown cause, but is guessed to be a neurological disorder of the brain's visual processing disorder, but we know it can develop in childhood, with people saying they've had it as long as they can remember, or it can develop from brain trauma, infection, or taking medication.

It is recommended if you think you have symptoms of this to talk to a doctor or optometrist, because it can affect your quality of life or even be disabling. The static can be black, white, colored, transparent, or flashing.

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked