The Kiss Of Life - A Utility Worker Giving Mouth-to-mouth To Co-worker After He Contacted A Low Voltage

The Kiss of Life - A utility worker giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker after he contacted a low voltage wire, 1967

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ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

SO BEFORE THE DAY ENDS I JUST. WANT TO ONCE AGAIN, PRAISE IMPOSTOR FACTORY BECAUSE IT'S SUCH A WONDERFUL GAME AND. MEANS SO SO VERY MUCH TO ME (EVEN IF IT MIGHT NOT MEAN THE WORLD TO THE WHOLE WORLD) AND I'M SO GLAD I'M ALIVE AT A TIME IT RELEASED AND, EXISTS!!!!! AS WELL AS KAN GAO IN GENERAL, HE'S SUCH A MASTER AT CRAFTING STORIES AND FICTION AND THIS SERIES ITSELF IS SO PERSONAL TO ME AND OTHERS. I'M NOT SURE HE KNOWS THE IMPACT HE'S MADE BUT THAT IS WHY I'M HERE TO REMIND HIM IF HE SEES THIS!!!!!!!

THUS!!!!!! THE PREMIERE OF MY FIRST FANFIC FOR THE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I HAD!!! A BLAST MAKING THIS AND, I'M SORRY FOR MISSING THE 1ST ANNIVERSARY LAST YEAR BUT I WAS DETERMINED TO MAKE UP FOR IT THIS TIME WITH THIS AND. I JUST, CAN'T, STRESS HOW MUCH THE GAME MEANS TO ME AND, I WISH MORE PEOPLE RECOGNIZED IT AND KNEW ABOUT IT BUT OH WELL!!!! AGAIN, THAT IS WHY I AM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM THE FAN, AFTER ALL >:D

Dumb Headcanon of the Day:

After the War of the Ring, the people of Rohan invented polo.

HEAR ME OUT:

Tolkien is very clear that Hobbits invented golf.

Merry is a Hobbit. He went to Rohan and taught them how to play golf.

The people of Rohan went, “Well, this is fun, but wouldn’t it be even better if we did it on HORSES?”

So they modified the sport slightly to have mallets instead of clubs and a goal instead of holes (because horses can step in golf holes and that would be bad).

TL;DR: Rohan invented polo and we have Merry to thank for it.