No Offense But Why Does Anyone Other Than Me Get To Control The Way My Hair Looks

no offense but why does anyone other than me get to control the way my hair looks

Do you know what I really hate? Everyone knows that carnivorous plants exist, but they only know of the ONE kind.

THERE ARE OVER 600 SPECIES OF CARNIVOROUS PLANTS. NEW ONES GET DISCOVERED ALL THE DAMN TIME.

Y'all be focusing on these guys

Who are like. The least efficient/effective hunters of the bunch!!

What about these freaky looking beauties??

Sundews are so awesome that Charles Darwin literally said that he cares more about them than he does any other species!!

You’ve also go nature’s flypaper, the butterwort:

Then you’ve got your aquatic carnivorous plants that eat tiny FISH

Like the VFT of the water, the waterwheel plant

Or the fastest moving plant in the world! The bladderwort sucks its prey in so fast you gotta slow down the footage/capture it with a high-speed camera!! It practically looks like the prey teleports into the goddamn chambers!!

And look how freaky and alien it looks from the surface!!

And then there are the pitchers!! There’s SO MANY different kinds!!

You got your gorgeous sarracenia

And then there’s the expert hunter, the Cobra lily - a species that Darwin couldn’t wrap his head around. He couldn’t understand how natural evolution could make something so “perfect”!!

And then of course you’ve got your nepenthes.

The biggest of which can eat small mammals like mice!! It’s even had RATS fall into it!! (I will note though that it prefers insects, but is just able to eat larger prey bc of its size)

I could go on (I mean didn’t even talk about HOW these plants catch their prey!) But I think you get the idea.

Carnivorous plants are cool ok. Share the spotlight a lil bit.

bts’ hiding spots on corden were 100% typical of them, it’s ridiculous. 

- jungkook, golden closet film director: hides behind the camera. 

- kim ‘i’m the one i should love’ seokjin: in the photo booth making pics of himself. 

- pd yoongi: of course, mingles with the people who press the important buttons and tweak the sounds.

- jimin, who loves to get close to the host: crouches under corden’s table. got pouty when he realized ashton found him, not james who he knew would have had a huge reaction.

- tae, our dear artist who seeks creative minds: blends in with the script people and befriends them so much, corden has to drag him away three times.

- obscure hermit namjoon who is too tall for most other spots: hides behind a curtain in absolute plain sight — smart strategy, he had to be betrayed to be found.

- hoseok, born entertainer: found behind the beams of the stage itself.

Omg this post got better and better....😂😂😂. Oh how I love this

Why do people not love suho enough because, damn he's the whole package man.

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