Ok Ok Ok.

Ok ok ok.

Someone has probably said this before but...there’s something extremely wrong with the Haikyuu Fandom.

Like- Haikyuu is supposed to be a SAFE anime. No gore, no deaths, just happy ambitious volleyball kids. So...please for the love of Asashi explain to me me why you all do this stuff?

Yes, I am talking about In Another Life, The Galaxy is Endless(I thought we were too), Crowchilderen, Oikawa’s Last Wish/es, etc.

You people were blessed with a cute anime and decided to turn it into another aot. That being said, I love the fics because I love hurting myself.

Bye~ I’ll go get some strawberry pocky and binge Cloud Atlas again :)

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 22

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This damn guy. Did he think I came here to die? This might be the 1863rd round, but he would be mistaken if he thought I would obediently die.

I can’t describe how this is a Dokhyuk moment, but it is. At least in my head.

I look at Yoo Jonghyuk’s miserable face and though, “Don’t worry, Yoo Jonghyuk. I’ll do the rest, you can rest now.”

Same as before

Gabriel sighed and sucked water again. [What? They were digging and holding each other by the collar just a few hours ago.]

In the distant place, Kim Dokja seemed to be stroking Yoo Jonghyuk’s head. -

Gabriel is reminded of Uriel and herself. It was different but there was some resemblance.

...comradeship?

We were given hints about Gabriel and Uriel’s relationship a while before this...

Anywhore, Dokja stroking Jonghyuk’s head- awwwww

“Eat the soil, Yoo Jonghyuk.”

Yoo Jonghyuk started to silently eat the soil. I was startled and smacked him in the back of his head. “Why are you really eating it?”

And of course, this legendary moment.

I sighed with compassion. “How good would it be if you were usually this calm? You are better than the 3rd round bastard.”

“...”

“Spit it out.”

I watch Yoo Jonghyuk spitting out the soil.

“Now sit down and get some rest, 1863rd Yoo Jonghyuk.”

At my words, Yoo Jonghyuk trudged toward the ruined building.

Not him trash talking about YJH to YJH-

I cried out “Yoo Jonghyuk!” —

Yoo Jonghyuk blocked the sword at my side.

“Happy memories! Happy memories!”

Yoo Jonghyuk paused.

“Don’t kill her! You can’t kill her!”

Wangxian vibes still going strong, y’all

“Yoo Jonghyuk, sit down.”

Yoo Jonghyuk sat down.

“If you’re curious, try touching him. Though, I wouldn’t if I were you.”

Is that a threat?

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 24

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“There are hero’s on this side. The stage will be smashed.”

Yoo Jonghyuk glanced at me and frowned.

I feel like Jonghyuk would be the type to not take compliments from his significant other well.

“...you aren’t gentle at all.”

“There is no time to waste.”

😏oh

[By the way, the Underworld King sent you all the way here? That Ahjussi is really stern.]

“Shut up. Open your mouth one last time and I will cut it off.”

[What? Do you want to fight? You want to play?] —

“Yoo Jonghyuk. Don’t use your power here, don’t you know?”

Kim Namwoon smacked his lips as he saw Yoo Jonghyuk raising his sword. He looked like a child as he breathed excitement. A child that hadn’t received attention and was left alone.

Jonghyuk as a dead beat dad and Dokja as the good pap again.

“Kim Dokja.”

“What is it?”

Yoo Jonghyuk gazed at me before speaking in a low voice, “it’s nothing.”

Something out of a KDrama

There was only one hero in Olympus who had to be careful of his heels. Troy’s sorrow, Achilles.

I screeched when I realized this. I hadn’t read The Song of Achilles in my first read of ORV, but now...it wasn’t even the real him tho-

I raised my hand to restrain Yoo Jonghyuk and Yoo Jonghyuk stared at me with a dreadful expression.

[The character Yoo Jonghyuk has activated ‘Three Restraints’ Lv. 10]

I love how Jonghyuk has all this trust in Dokja. And are we really surprised that he has this skill?

I watched Anna Croft with a strange sense of triumph...I didn’t know why I felt the need to bully this person every time we met.

Oh I think we all know why :)

I asked Yoo Jonghyuk, “Can you pick up two people?”

[You are not satisfied with 1 and want me to do 2?]

“Can you do it?”

[Would you care if I say I can’t?]

Out of context: OT3?

Then Surya stood up. Kim Dokja glanced at him and said , “Surya. You sit down too.”

Surya sat down again.

I love how Dokja seems to turn everyone into an obedient puppy.

Me to Dokja and Haru: Y’all remember that smirk your lovers gave you as you were dropped from a bridge when you first met them?

Now you remember 😏

Dokhyuk Moments: Part 27

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The fourth, the fifth...the timelines that might have experienced, but a certain someone’s unexpected words stopped him from regressing again.

:)

Yoo Jonghyuk got ready to escape from here.

[Demon King of...Sal...va...tion]

Indeed, he’s have left of it weren’t for these words.

And then he kills Michael right after 💀

“I told you this before, haven’t I? I shall be the one to kill Kim Dokja. Stop your unnecessary actions.”

Ahhhh this ship dynamic.

Completely disregarding her, Yoo Jonghyuk spoke while taking large strides towards us. “You two seem to be getting along nicely. Do you feel a sense if camaraderie from the fact that you both know the future?”

“...but you also know the future.”

He sounds so jealous rn.

[(How frustrating. Why aren’t they communicating with eachother? As I thought, these two lack enough desire to become one)]

Nirvana speaking nothing but facts-

[(Two, they are currently talking to eachother)] —

[(Even though no one in the world would call that a conversation)]

(;

“By the way, what’s the matter with his chest?”

“He’s paying for making me eat dirt.”

Spiteful brat

Yoo Jonghyuk continued with his questioning.

“Did you want me to fall into dispair?—”

So finding out the Dokja ‘betrayed’ him would cause him despair? I see

My comrades had forgotten about me. I was sure it’d be the same for that dude. —

[The story ‘Companions of Life and Death’ has begun its story telling]

It was then- the first prince suddenly glared at me. And then, a message popped up in my head.

~You fool. You must me Kim Dokja.

Did Jonghyuk just get dude zoned?

~They have all been swallowed up by the Great Story, haven’t they?

~Probably

~Why? You alright?

~You think a measly couple of years is enough to break me down?

Sweet

I finished preparing myself and opened my mouth. “Older Brother” (Hyung)

Yoo Jonghyuk’s expression crumpled into something unsightly.

Sweet Home Alabama~

“She’s originally your bride, isn’t she?” -

“Oh I see.” So it’s that sort of development? I felt a bit relieved.

Han Sooyoung and Yoo Jonghyuk? As a couple? Kim Dokja’s Company hadn’t allowed any dating in the workspace, so hell no.

I smell jealousy~

I downloaded Reddit for ORV. I’m not disappointed.