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I just had minor surgery so I'm a little high right now. Sorry if anything I post is weird. Anyway keep sending in asks. I appreciate them and I love reading the really long ones.

Can we have more of Optimus annoyed at Soundwave? Catformers au

He yawned and went to the kitchen feeling exhausted and needing coffee. He went to grab his favorite mug when one of the kittens knocked it over.

He froze staring at it in shock and then looked up to see Soundwave's smug face as he grabbed his kitten. He glared before grabbing a broom and sweeping up the mess.

When he told Megaton later he laughed. Not believing him when he said that Soundwave was training his kittens to harass him.

It kept happening. From kittens trying to smother him to death in his sleep. To his couch getting torn up by their claws.

Soundwave was always there looking smug as he groomed his kittens.

Megatron always told him to let it go and that it was an accident and that the kittens didn't mean to poop in his shoes or rip the shower curtain off while he was in the shower.

Which was easy for him to say because this never happened to him. Soundwave and his kittens were always nice and friendly with him. While Soundwave would get his demon spawn to swipe or bite his legs.

Hot Rod was still recovering from giving birth and even though he'd sometimes chastised Soundwave it never seemed to work. Instead it made the cat hate him even more.

He was sitting at his table reading something when he looked down and found Soundwave and the kittens devouring his food.

"Hey!"

They all ran off. Except Soundwave who merely climbed onto a nearby counter and laid down. His tail flicking happily.

"I should castrate you so you can't have any more kittens."

He knows it was petty but he mimed a cutting motion with his hands and stuck his tongue at him.

"How would you like that?"

Hot Rod who'd come over looked offended on his mates behalf and swiped at him.

"Ow."

He looked down at Hot Rod who's tail flicked angrily as he meowed at him. Probably telling him off for being mean to his evil mate who loved to make his life miserable.

Soundwave came over and licked Hot Rod who cuddled against his side still glaring at him. While Soundwave looked thrilled. Happy that Hot Rod was mad at him so he could take over his apartment and be a jerk.

Watching the two walk away he sighed feeling guilty even though Soundwave was stupid and he didn't like him and never would.

Hi can we have barbarian soundrod please

With winter quickly approaching he was working on blankets especially for the little ones. He was sitting by the fire letting it's warmth wash over him as he worked. Having come from the Nyon tribe he was used to heat and his armor wasn't made to handle the cold like the others.

Feeling someone's gaze on him he looked up to see city bots being led to the med tent. He saw one of them staring at him and he assumed it was out of curiosity.

Looking at the others he could see a few were injured. They also weren't prepared for the cold at all. Which wasn't surprising. They always thought they could beat nature and that they were above it.

He assumed they must have gotten lost when they journeyed into the wastelands. Not expecting the weather to be so different from the cities or maybe they just didn't care.

He went back to what he was doing before. Wanting to get the blanket done as soon as possible.

At dinner some of the city bots joined them after Ratchet looked them over.

The one who'd been staring at him earlier was staring at him again. He tried to ignore him. Until he walked over and began to speak with him in a language he didn't know.

When he gave him a confused look. He gestured to himself.

"Thunderclash."

"Thunderclash?"

The man smiled and nodded pointing at himself and repeating what his name was. He then pointed at him and must have asked what is name was.

"Hot Rod."

He decided to answer not wanting to be rude. Even though he wished he'd leave him alone.

Looking around he made optic contact with his mate who'd been talking to Ratchet about the city bots.

Thunderclash either oblivious to the tension surrounding them or simply not caring. Smiled and began saying things he didn't understand.

Soundwave came over and put a protective hand on his shoulder. Staring the mech down until his smile faded and he seemed to take the hint.

The two of them left and he cuddled against Soundwave. Who warned him to stay away from the mech.

"I know. There's something about him that makes me uncomfortable."

"Ratchet says he was trying to flirt with you."

"What!? Doesn't he know I'm taken?"

"Apparently city bots have a different way of showing they are together."

"City bots are so weird."

"Agreed."

They snuggled together in bed and Soundwave promised to watch over him in case the city bot tried to speak with him again.

"Hopefully they'll be gone soon."

"Once everyone is healed we will help them find their way back to the city."

He nodded and quickly fell asleep safe in Soundwave's arms.

Not a request but just wanted to say I love your writing so much! Thank you for all of your Soundrod stories, you're keeping this ship alive and I love your work so much!!

Thank you

Megarod prewar. Hot Rod and Megatron bump into each other in Nyon while Megatron is there on assignment so Hot Rod offers to show him around. They end up dating while Megatron is there and even end up interfacing with each other before Megatron has to head back home when his assignment is finished. Hot Rod gave Megatron his .comm but Megatron's supervisor confiscated it and Megatron has no way to contact him now.

Vorns later as the leader of the Decepticons, he visits Nyon again to find Hot Rod and is shocked to see Hot Rod is caring for a youngling who looks a lot like him.

He spotted him from a mile away. Knowing everyone in Nyon he knew he didn't belong here. He could also tell that he wasn't a Functionalist.

Curious he followed the mech who was looking around and going in circles, clearly lost. Deciding to help out he revealed himself.

"Are you lost?"

"Yes. I'm looking for a good bar."

He nodded taking in the marks on his armor and the exhaustion weighing down his frame. He decided to show him one of his favorite bars that was nearby because he looked like he needed a drink.

As they walked to the bar he kept glancing at the man because he seemed familiar somehow. He just didn't know where he'd seen him.

When they got to the bar he decided to order him a drink which the mech was thankful for.

"My name's Hot Rod."

"Megatron."

The mech paused as though he was waiting for something and when it never came he relaxed.

The two of them began talking and he learned Megatron was a gladiator from Kaon.

He offered to show him around the city and Megatron agreed. He showed him all of the best spots and loved watching the way Megatron would take everything in. Seeing the beauty of his home instead of all the things wrong with it like others would.

He took him to his favorite spot which was look out mountain. The two of them sat together watching as the sun set, casting a firey glow across Nyon.

"Beautiful."

He looked over and blushed when he realized Megatron wasn't looking at the city. He was looking at him. He found himself leaning in and the two of them made out.

He smiled into the kiss feeling his spark skip a beat. Megatron pulled him into his lap and the two cuddled together looking out at the city below and occasionally making out.

He took him back to his apartment and the two mad love all night long. It was amazing and he'd never overloaded so hard in his life.

Afterwards the two cuddled together trading kisses and talking about different things. Megatron talked about his time in the mines and becoming a gladiator.

Laying with his head on his chest he traced his scars and occasionally kissed them. Megatron pulled him closer and he found himself falling asleep while he listened to his spark spin in his chest.

The two of them kept meeting up whenever they had the chance. Megatron would be in the city of Nyon for a while and the two of them spent every moment they could together.

Talking, hanging out in silence or making love. As long as they were together it didn't matter.

He always made sure to come to Megatron's matches wanting to support him. Even if he was always worried. Scared someone would finally beat him, which was his worst nightmare. He didn't know what he'd do if he lost Megatron. Afterwards he would trace every new scar and kiss each one. Reminding himself that Megatron was alive.

The gladiator began to fight harder wanting to make it back to him. He quickly moved up the ranks which got others attention.

When he found out he was being taken back to Kaon he was in shock. He immediately went to Hot Rod who was upset. Even if he knew they were on borrowed time, he at least thought they had more.

The two of them clung to each other and decided to reveal their sparks to each other.

Megatron stared at his spark in awe and he kissed him pulling him down so their sparks pressed together and they became one.

Both of them overloaded, but continued making love throughout the night desperately wanting to remember each other's bodies.

Then Megatron had to leave. The two held each other for a long time at the station promising to stay in contact. He felt tears fall and Megatron brushed them away while confessing his love to him.

He'd smiled through his tears and told him that he loved him and couldn't wait to see him again.

Then Megatron was forced to leave. He got on the train and waved goodbye for as long as he could. Hot Rod did the same until he could no longer see the train anymore.

When Megatron got to Kaon his belongings were searched. They ended up finding his comm and took it away despite his protests. Telling him that it would only distract him. He felt angry and defeated because he couldn't get in contact with Hot Rod and was worried he'd think he abandoned him.

In Nyon, Hot Rod paced around worried because Megatron didn't call like he promised. He was terrified something had happened to him and was planning on sneaking onto the train. When he saw Megatron on TV fighting with a roaring crowd behind him.

His spoiler fell and he cried. His spark breaking as he realized Megatron had abandoned him. He never loved him and was just using him and now he's all alone.

He was inconsolable for days afterwards. He didn't want to leave his apartment. Instead he laid in bed all day crying and feeling sick. At first he thought it was because he was upset. But when he started feeling other symptoms he became worried.

He rushed to the store grabbing multiple tests. The entire time his spark was pounding in his chest as he took them.

When he found out he was sparked he cried. He wanted to keep his sparkling but he was worried about raising them on his own.

He needed to see Megatron and tell him about the sparkling and maybe get closure.

He snuck onto a train going to Kaon making sure he wasn't caught. When he got there he looked around in amazement because it was just like Megatron described. Which helped him maneuver through the busy streets as he went to the colosseum.

When he got there he didn't have a ticket inside and didn't know how he was going to find Megatron. He waited outside trying to come up with a plan when he saw gladiators leaving the arena. They seemed to be in a cheerful mood as they celebrated their win.

He decided to follow after them and ended up at an old bar in the middle of Kaon. It was packed with gladiators and fans all celebrating their wins. Especially Megatron's.

He scanned the crowd and his spoiler perked up with excitement when he saw Megatron. He rushed over everything else forgotten.

Until he saw Megatron kiss someone else. He froze tears in his optics as he watched the two before running away.

He got out of there as fast as he could running through the streets of Koan until he couldn't run anymore. Falling to the ground he broke down crying, feeling his spark break all over again. Coming there was a mistake Megatron would never love him or their sparkling.

Rubbing his belly he knew he didn't have a choice but to raise his little one on his own. He took a train back to Nyon and did his best to forget about him.

Years later and he finally had the chance to go back to Nyon. The entire time he was nervous. Even after all these years he never forgot about Hot Rod.

He could only hope he hasn't forgotten about him. He knows he's changed a lot. The once gladiator was now the leader of the Decepticons. A movement that has quickly taken off leading to them taking over Kaon. With his ideas spreading to other cities where people demanded equality.

Walking through the streets of Nyon it was as though the city had been preserved. Frozen in time just waiting for him to come back.

He searched the crowd for a familiar firey paint job. Going to all of Hot Rods favorite spots he finally found him. He stared in awe at the beautiful mech before him. After all these years they were finally reunited at last.

He took a step forward about to call his name when he watched in surprise as a youngling ran over.

"Carrier!"

Hot Rod smiled and hugged his creation. Who looked just like him. He stared in shock and found himself marching over and confronting a surprised Hot Rod. Who quickly looked angry.

The two began to argue until Hot Rods creation got between them.

"Will you two stop arguing."

Hot Rods creation turned to his carrier.

"Is this my sire?"

Hot Rod looked him over and reluctantly nodded.

"Yes he is."

He looked between his creation and Hot Rod in astonishment. He had so many questions but with so many enemies he knew it wasn't wise to have this kind of conversation here.

If his enemies knew about his creation he had know doubt they'd try to hurt him. Hot Rod must have realized the same thing because he reluctantly had them go back to his apartment. Where the three of them talked.

Thank you for the ratchlockrod food

Is it okay we have part two where roddy steadily grows their sparkling on a further planet.

Deadlock and ratchet took him to a much much healthier and safer planet where he can relax, ratchet can open a new clinic and deadlock either goes off on small missions as security or stays with Hot rod while they enjoy watching hot rod waddle around or recharge.

They even have the fun idea to put fuel at his lips and watch him eat as he sleeps. He is so annoyed when he wakes up but he admits its funny.

"Is this really necessary? I liked my old home."

"Yes."

Both Deadlock and Ratchet pulled him inside.

"It's farther from the war and look at all the space we have."

He looked around because it was true they did have a lot of space and a big backyard from what he's seen.

"Come on let's show you the best part."

Deadlock grabbed one arm and Ratchet pulled the other. They gently took him to a room that already had a crib inside and he gasped.

"This will be our nursery."

He found himself crying as his hand brushed against the crib because this was real. He was having a sparkling with Deadlock and Ratchet.

"It's not done yet but we'll have plenty of time to work on it together while Ratchets at work.

Deadlock pulled him into a hug and he gave Ratchet a curious look.

"There's a clinic nearby that could use some help. I'll be working there and Deadlock will start doing security and small bounty hunting missions after our little one is born."

He nodded feeling Ratchet come over and hug them as well.

"Come on let's show you the rest of it."

They walked around taking in their new house and he smiled. Rubbing his belly he could already imagine his little one growing up here.

Looking over he noticed them both staring at him and he gives them a confused smile.

"What?"

"Nothing just admiring your beauty."

He blushed feeling slightly embarrassed. Deadlocks engine rumbled as he came closer.

They both grabbed him and pulled him into the bedroom where they spent the day making love. Later when he was asleep exhausted from their activities. Ratchet came in with a glass of energon.

"What's that for?"

"When he wakes up. I'm sure he'll be hungry."

Deadlock took the glass and he gave him a confused look. As he wrapped his arms around Hot Rod and placed him on his chest.

"Don't wake him. He needs his sleep."

"I won't."

He gently put the glass to his lips and they both watched as he started drinking.

"No need to wake him up."

He smirked until he noticed Ratchet was watching Hot Rod.

"Deadlock."

He looked down to see Hot Rod waking up. He shifted causing some of the energon to spill on him.

They watched as he frowned and then opened his optics looking confused.

"What's going on?"

"Nothing. We just thought you might be hungry."

"What?"

Hot Rod stared at the energon for a long time and then looked annoyed.

"Let me sleep."

He turned over ignoring them both even though he was still partially laying on Deadlock. They both laughed and set the cube down for later.

Hot Rod continued sleeping and they cuddled against him on either side. Their hands pressed against his belly bump which was getting bigger every day.

Later Hot Rod was sitting at the table when he suddenly burst out laughing. They both gave him a confused look until he explained that he realized they'd been feeding him while he was sleeping.

"You can be a pretty heavy sleeper sometimes."

"That's because you two did such a good job fragging me."

"We can do it again if you want?"

Deadlocks hand trailed up his thigh.

"Maybe later right now I'm hungry."

Ratchet came over with some treats and the two began feeding Hot Rod ignoring his protests.

"Let us do this."

"We want to take care of you."

Hot Rod relaxed and let them feed him and take care of him. Glad they had gone after him when he ran away. He didn't know how he managed everything without the sires around.

He's just glad he doesn't have to do that anymore and can be taken care of while he grows their sparkling inside of him.