I Believe I've Caught The Luke Brainrot Disease (LBRD) That's Been Going Around Recently. It Is As Amazing

i believe i've caught the luke brainrot disease (LBRD) that's been going around recently. it is as amazing and as brain melting as everyone has said.

it also doesn't make sense.

i read those books. many many times. i know precisely what that man is and yet i love him.

i guess it's like the anakin thing? you go into the prequels knowing he becomes what he does but you love him anyway because he's anakin fucking skywalker.

*from my fic*

"lupin, i honestly don't care what your troll-brained friends are doing out there. not my circus, most definitely not my monkeys- hold on, that's evan. that's evan and- is that pandora? fuck and that's barty! those are my monkeys! why did dorcas leave them unsupervised? lupin stop laughing! how did they get the squid in the tree?"

this fic is just crack atp

regulus is a short little man but when he and sirius both stop growing he is a singular inch taller than sirius and they'll fight about it for the rest of their lives that is my truth

I LOVE THIS SM

Jason: No, I don't care if no one can look after Replacemet except me. Just drop him near some dumpster, he'll be alright.

Jason 3 seconds later: Welp, I guess this is my kid now. Batman can find himself another, he's quite talented in this.

UNCLE RICK WHEN I CATCH YOU UNCLE RICK

does it make sense that i love batman far more as a conceptual thing than i do like actual media??? like absolutely are the bats in the BatCave™️ called the BatBats™️, there for the aesthetic and bruce is terrified of them but robert pattinson can fuck all the way off