Jesus Christ

jesus christ

I knew America was bad but damn

u live like this?

There is NOTHING like this in Denmark

What's a top sheet?

The concept of not using your top sheet is totally foreign to me. I guess it’s because I grew up in a drafty old house sleeping under down comforters, antique quilts, wool blankets and other pieces of bedding that were a sensory nightmare/difficult to clean. I see people in my generation joke about the uselessness of the top sheet and I’m like. Idk, I think it has a pretty important job to do protecting you from touching the creepy haunted quilt your great grandma sewed.

THE HOLY POST

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Laioscore

I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

I'VE ONLY SEEN THIS ON PINTEREST

for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch

Is anyone else getting ads on..... How to kill the monkey King?