[Part 1]11. Who Broke The Squeegee?Who Broke The Only Good Broom?We Cant Have Nice Things.12.Hey. You.

[Part 1] 11. Who broke the squeegee? Who broke the only good broom? We can’t have nice things. 12. Hey. You. Twitch an ear. Move or breathe or something so I know you’re not dead. 13. I’m allergic to Hay, dust, fur, grass, air, the world. Why’d I pick this job? 14. Get on...

Grass, Sedge, or Rush?

If you’re a blossoming botanist baffled by the differences between these three grass-like inhabitants of your local meadows and prairies, have no fear! When in doubt, always remember:

Sedges have edges, Rushes are round, and Grasses, like asses, have holes.

Attn: defilerwyrm, messier51 and yellow-turtle

I laughed so hard I fell off my chair. (x)

Blackout/blackartist/girlartisttakeover

Life goals: share a name with an incredible cartoonist and work with octopuses. 

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)