Wilde Would Whisper Flowery Sweet Nothings In Your Ear During Foreplay But Then Have His Very Dirty Way

Wilde would whisper flowery sweet nothings in your ear during foreplay but then have his very dirty way with you

Fitzgerald would spend like an hour bragging about how good he was and then come much too soon

Shakespeare would make up positions on the spot but they’d be awesome

Doyle would please you once and then complain when you kept asking him to do the same thing over and over again

Hemingway would explain in no uncertain terms exactly what he was going to do, and do exactly one very simple act, but goddamn if it wasn’t the best time you’ve had in years anyways

Joyce would take FOREVER but eventually satisfy you

Rand would make you do all the work yourself

Poe would cry

Conjecture on speculative future primate evolution

from After Man: A Zoology of the Future by Dougal Dixon

roses are red violets are blue

A lovely poem by rhymezone.com:

Don't be fooled; they can still bite the hell out of your ankles

Jiggery Pokery

John Michael Crichton said

Raptors were clever beasts,

Scaly and Tall.

But further studies by

Paleontologists

Showed they were scavengers,

Feathered and small.

~

Jurassic Park's raptors

Clever Girls

Accurate raptor photos

Disclaimer: As ghostofthedesert pointed out, the "Velociraptors as scavengers theory" is not universally agreed upon. In fact, there's strong evidence indicating they were primarily hunters, though it's doubtful that they were pack-hunters as suggested in Jurassic Park. I'm just taking advantage of "poetic license", here. As always, If you're interested in learning more, Wikipedia is a good place to start! Thanks for the tip!