I'm a musician who sometimes makes YouTube videos and art. JMU Class of '22. Buy my albums or else. (He/him, metalhead)
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EVERYBODY SHUT UP
EVERYBODY SHUT UP
MY SONG "WE LIVE FOR ROCK" JUST GOT PLAYED ON THE RADIO
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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It's been too long, but my band Dark Matter just released a new single!
Consider this fun rocker a good sign of more things to come from Dark Matter in the future. And remember, today is Bandcamp Friday, so if you buy it today, I'll get 100% of the profits!
...Are you kidding me?
I mean, I already figured AI bros had very little media literacy, but holy crap. How does one miss the point of the original rock opera this badly?
Crazy dream I had.
So for context, I'm the frontman of my rock band, Dark Matter (stylized DAЯK MATTEЯ). We were pretty active in the 2010s, but then members left, we went through a few lineup changes, and I moved away to go to college. Recently, I started recording new Dark Matter stuff, but while I was inactive a few other bands sprung up using that same name.
Anyway, I had a dream last night that I was in a courtroom, and I was being sued by another band called Dark Matter for using that as my band name, and their lawyer said they had used it since 2018 and had applied for a trademark. So I dramatically pulled out my own trademark card (which I guess is a thing) to show them like this:
And then the courtroom suddenly turned into an arena like this and there was a whole crowd and everything, and one of the other Dark Matter’s band members said, “W-well, it doesn’t matter! We’ve been using the name since 2018!” so I presented another card like that and said, “I’ve been using it since 2011!” and they collectively gasped and the crowd went wild.
But then their lawyer started laughing quietly, the laughter then increasing in intensity, and said, “But you didn’t play any gigs or release any music with your Dark Matter from 2018-2022! And you didn’t defend your trademark against others using it! So you forfeit the right to keep your band name! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!”
And I was really nervous and scared, but then I woke up.
Anyway, there is no moral of this story.
Carter Lewis takes the lead!
Carter Lewis takes co-lead vocals on this stunning live rendition of "Fuck!"
You have bewitched me...
She is pride and she is prejudice! The Falsies debut "Naughty Jane Austen" at the Milk Parlor in Blacksburg, VA.