Penis

Penis

It's really awkward having a penis. -Mr. Dead Kitten

I want this to be played at my funeral.

Presenting — Martin Mull, the voice of Vlad Masters from Danny Phantom, singing about sailing around in a ship full of men.

誕きっす

I've never finished anything except cake...but sometimes I don't eat the frosting. Now that I think about it, I hate frosting...I haven't accomplished anything in life.

He'll bite you to death as punishment.