"3...2...1...go!" You Said, Pressing The Record Button And Smiling
"3...2...1...go!" You said, pressing the record button and smiling
"Hello everyone! This is Bachira Meguru!" He smiled, grinning at the camera you were holding and pointing at himself
"Hi! My name's Isagi Yoichi!" He also smiled and waved a little while you adjusted the camera in the tripod
"Itoshi Rin." You rolled your eyes at his tone
"And today" Bachira made up for his friend's lack of enthusiasm "We're going to do a livestream answering questions from fans! So don't be afraid to send them! Our helper is going to read as most as possible so we can respond!" Of course, by helper, he meant you, so you just turned the camera a little (without showing your face) and waved.
"Hello everyone! I'll try my best to read them all! Just write the name of the player at the beggining of the sentence so I can know who to ask!"
In instants, lots of questions flooded the chat
"Wow! There's a lot of questions" you adjusted the camera back to the athletes.
So, here's the thing: you were a sports journalism student, which means you were usually the person the "Blue lockers" asked for help when it came to interviews and other things envolving the media. Also, you were the japanese team's official journalist, so you did lots of interviews with them and they felt more comfortable around you.
Ah, there's other thing worth mentioning: you were the one and only Isagi Yoichi's very first girlfriend.
"This one's to Bachira!" You smiled and mimicked that good old journalist way of speaking "How did it feel to carry the Barcha team on your back during the Neo egoist League?"
"Well... I did play pretty good" he smirked, chest puffing with pride "So I'm gonna say it felt great. But there were other good players, like Otoya."
"And who else besides Otoya?" Isagi teased, crossing his arms "We both know damn well you were the only ones to participate in the team's goals"
"You're the one saying it, not me"
"Next question" Rin interrupted, clearly not wanting to be there and wanting this livestream to end as soon as possible
"Since you're so eager to continue" you smirked "This one's for you, Rin. It's from 'It0shis_lover'" he rolled his eyes at the name "'Let's go on a double date: you and me plus Isagi and his cute girlfriend'" you smiled "Why, thank you for the compliment, dear!"
"No." Rin estated without any emotion
"Don't be rude, Rinrin!" Bachira smiled "Why not?"
"I don't want to watch Isagi and his girlfriend almost eating eachother with their eyes. He's such a loser it makes me sick"
"Hey!" Isagi cut him off, blushing a little "I am not a loser!"
"Sure. And you also weren't pouting when the person from the comment called your girlfriend 'cute'" Rin retorted
"I wasn't!" Isagi blushed even more
"Yes you were~!" Bachira shook his friend's shoulder while laughing
"It looks like the chat is going crazy with this brand new information!" You laughed "Guys, Isagi do acts like a loser. He got better after 3 months of dating, but he was so clueless at the beggining!"
"Hey! You're supposed to back me up here, love!" Isagi crossed his arms and pouted at you
"I can't lie, can I?" You smiled at him (which made him smile back, since he couldn't look at your smile without feeling the urge to smile too), gazing back at the chat for a while "People are asking 'why do we think he's a lovesick loser'. Who wants to answer first?" You teased
"Oh! Me first, me first!" Bachira shot his hands up high.
He put his finger in his chin in a thinking position, then suddenly perked up (if you squinted your eyes enough, you could almost see a light bulb appearing on the top of his head) "Oh! Do you guys remember that time when Reo accidentally used and broke her hair tie?"
"I do!" You laughed behind the camera "Do you guys want me to tell you the story?"
"No way you're going to expose me like that" Isagi sweatdropped
"People want to hear more about Japan's hero Isagi Yoichi, it seems" you smiled "Alright. You ask and you shall recieve!" You cleaned your throat and began "It all started when I gave him my favorite purple hair tie, telling him this exact same sentence:"
"Yoichi! I know you have an important game tomorrow, so I decided to give you a good luck gift!" You smiled, your hands behind your back so he wouldn't see your gift. Your boyfriend was just heading to his daily practice when you stopped him.
"Really? You didn't have to, babe!" He blushed a little, curious about the gift "You are my good luck charm already"
"Do you guys get what I mean?" Rin rolled his eyes "He's so corny it makes me wanna vomit"
"Don't interrupt her!" Bachira exclaimed "Continue, please"
"As I was saying..."
"...you are my good luck charm already"
"I know, but I wanted to" you giggled, grabbing one of his arms and strechting it with one of your hands while the other stayed behind your back "Close your eyes and open your hand"
"Sure..." Isagi smiled gently and did as you told him.
He then felt something circular and soft in his hand. Slowly, he opened his eyes.
Your gift was...
"A hairtie?" He asked, confused "I don't even have enough hair to use it"
"First of all: it isn't any hair tie. It's my favorite one" you pouted "And second: you don't use it in your hair. You wear it around your wrist, like a bracelet" you smiled, taking it from his hand and putting it in his wrist for him (which made him blush hard. Even the smallest brush of your skin against his made him go insane).
He analysed the hair tie with such a complex gaze that you couldn't help but feel a little self conscious about the gift.
"Y-you obviously don't have to use it, you know?" You smiled shyly
"No." Isagi said "I'll wear it. Even if it was the ugliest thing ever -which it isn't - I'd still wear it, cause it's from you. Thank you. Thank you so much for this. I'll treat it with care, I promise" he caressed your cheek "In fact, I'll even take it to practice with me today, just so I can get used to it!" He smiled, his eyes glowing
"Sure, babe" you giggled, putting your hand on top of his "And you're welcome. Now go! We don't want you to be late."
"Okay, okay. I'm going" he laughed, and then stopped when he was closing the door
"Thank you again!"
"Don't mention it"
"And then when he got to the training" Bachira said "He showed it to everyone. And when I say everyone, I do mean it. Even Ego couldn't escape it!"
"Of course I did!" Isagi shouted "It's the greatest present I've ever got. Well, at least it was, before that stupid purple haired idiot with attach and trust issues broke it."
"It's clear he still holds a grudge" Rin rolled eyes, and -wait, was that a smirk on his lips?- "Everything was going well, until Reo asked if anyone had a hair tie, since he forgot his at the dorms and couldn't play well without one. Meanwhile, Isagi went to the showers and left his 'good luck gift' in his locker, which was open. Someone probably passed by and made it fall to the floor, so Reo picked it up and used it."
"He literay stole it!" Isagi argued "He should be arrested or something!"
"Yoichi, no one's arrested for stealing a hair tie." You giggled (your cheeks were already hurting from how much you were laughing today)
"And then while that dumb son of a -"
"Yoichi!" You interrupted like a mother scolding her kid
"While the lovely Reo Mikage was playing with it" he continued "I was looking for it everywhere-"
"He was almost crying" Rin side eyed him
"No one told me that before!" You said, amused "Did you really cry, love?"
"He did. He began to sob a little-"
"Let me continue!" Isagi blushed even more "And then I saw it on Reo's hair, and..."
"I remember that part!" Bachira said "When Isagi saw the hair tie, he said:
"What. The fuck. Are you doing with that hair tie?"
"What?" Reo asked "Oh, is it yours? I didn't knkw. You don't even have enough hair to use it"
"That's none of your business. Give it back, now."
"Alright, alright! My bad! Calm down, it's just a hair tie."
"I'm not gonna ask again. Give. It. Back."
"Sure" Reo tried to take it off of his hair, but realized there were knots stopping him from completing the action "Shit, it's not coming out" Reo said "Wait a second, I'm gonna pull harder"
"Be careful. Break it and I break your fucking spine."
"Of course I'm gonna be careful! When was I not careful-"
Cleck.
Oh oh.
In Reo's hands, laid the now broken object.
"Oopsie?" Reo smiled nervously while putting the hair tie on Yoichi's hands "I'll buy you another, don't worry. An even more expensive one, even."
"Shut up. I'm gonna kill you." Isagi said, seething with rage "How the fuck do you even manage to break a hair tie? Are you dumb? That's the only plausible answer. You're so dumb that you still keep going back to your so called "best friend" who left you to rot. You're stupid. You're useless. You're just an shitty, poor excuse of a player. You should just give up on football already, motherfucker. Why don't you just jump off a cliff bla bla bla..."
"Reo still has nightmared about that day" Rin stated "Isagi humilliated him"
"He was stupid. How do you even break a hair tie?"
"And then he got home and told me sorry at least 100 times" you laughed "I just gave him another one and thought everything was solved. I still want to know what happened to the broken one though"
"Don't worry about it, babe. I love the new ones"
"Ugh. I actually hate you both" Rin said "Not to mention that this wasn't the only time Isagi did something that proves he's a loser. There are other examples. Like, when they first meet and she told him what was her favorite series, who he spent the whole night awake binge watching it just so he could have something to talk about with her"
"It was good though" Isagi retorted
"Or when the U-20 guys spoke to her" Bachira added "And he got so jealous that he swore to - how did he word it? - Ah! He swore to 'step on their head and use their pathetic habilities at football as a stepping stone for his growth'"
"They were literally eyeing her up and down!"
"He also told me one time: 'I'm gonna score a goal for you today!' And scored none" you smiled fondly at the memory
"Hey! Don't bring that up!" Isagi had smoke coming out of his ears from how embarassed he was "Whats with you guys and making fun of me today?!"
"Whatever. Even if he's a loser, I love him. So don't laugh at him guys. He may be a loser, but he's my loser" You joked. But you should know that your words always have an impact on Yoichi. And it's not subtle.
He was now was red as someone who stayed 5 hours on the sun withou sunscreen. Maybe even redder.
"...why would you say this!?"
"Someone's blushing~"
"SHUT UP!"
"This live was a fun idea" you laughed "The next one's for Isagi: 'Care to share your girl with me?'"
"...What's the user of this motherless fucker?"
Needless to say, the livestream ended up getting millions of views. People were amused and curious about yours and Yoichi's relationship, so he was flooded daily with questions about you on interviews. Tik tok was filled with edits of you both. Even fanfiction was made!
Journals now referred to him as "The lovesick japanese player", and fans jokingly called him a loser. At least he thinks it's a joke. He hopes so.
Whatever. They didn't need to know how every goal he made was dedicated to you and only you. Didn't need to know that you were the one comforting him after the games he lost, patting his head gently and letting him cry or shout on your shoulder. And they definitely didn't need to know that he kept the broken hair tie, which he ties in his football shoes' laces every game, kissing it as a good luck charm (cause it was his good luck charm. You were the one to bring his good luck.).
Cause, as you said, ha may be a loser, but he was your loser, and he'd wear that title with pride, just as he wears your hair ties. And just as he hopes you'll wear his last name soon, too.
Afterall, if he wears your hair ties with so much happiness, imagine him with your wedding ring.
God, he really is just a lovesick fool.
~ A/N: not proofread!
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