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Hey, Lesbians Of Tumblr Who Are Also Fans Of An Specific Male Artist. Do You Guys Also Have A Song Made

Hey, lesbians of Tumblr who are also fans of an specific male artist. Do you guys also have a song made by him that is mostly perceived as straight, but you're just like: No. You're lesbian. You're a nmlnm song, now, because I said so.

Because, eh, um... you know, I- Erhm... *Profusely sweating in “Lady In My Life” by Michael Jackson.*

(/hj /genq)

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1 year ago

Tbh, it's not surprising for me that feminists are silent about the women suffering on Gaza. Feminism is historically a racist movement.

Palestine is a feminist issue. It's 100% an issue that global feminists should be tackling but it's interesting to see reports of infections from a lack of decent menstrual sanitation products and reports of a 300% increase in miscarriages in Gazans and all these "the future is female!!! Repro rights!!! No period shaming!!!!" libfems are silent. I can't say I'm surprised, this is just liberal white feminism to a T, but by God does this shit piss me off. Our inability to ease the suffering of Gazans going through traumatic periods, births, and miscarriages because of Israeli violence should have the whole world heaving.

1 year ago

i get that micheal jackson did a lot of good in the world but he was also a pedophile? 😭 i’m no taylor fan but you can’t say that these other people aren’t “problematic” (too shallow a word i’d say)

any mj anon wants to clarify this? because i had no idea...


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1 year ago

For those who don't know, this is my wife. Say hi to her, everyone. =3

Come Here. I Wanna Whisper Something To You.
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1 year ago

Heavy on pervert, because last time I searched for Michael Jackson on AO3 I saw a fanfic that depicted him as a pedo and was most likely glorified. 😭☠️

adding on the "MJ is not a pedo", I'd have to actually go back and read the specifics, but I do remember that after he died, the child who accused him confessed that his father put him up to it so they could get money out of him. I will never forget reading that the child supposedly described seeing his private parts and police actually had him strip naked to verify the story (the description didn't match), I can't even imagine to understand how humiliating that must have been, I do remember an interview where a friend of his said the strip search broke him and that he never recovered from that. There's a documentary out recently about "new" accusations, and I wanted to see if something was up, and apparently, they're using a fictional story written by a real pedo as a "this actually happened", which honestly left a very sour taste in my mouth. so no, he ain't a pedo, they would have found in the FBI raid done to his house, among other things.

see 🤷‍♂️


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1 year ago

For those who don't know; asexual people's jokes are on that level.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the dommy mommy seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the bottom population, and I have over 3000 confirmed breedings.

I am trained in overstimulation and I'm the best teaser in the entire dom forces. You are nothing to me but more breeding material.

I will overstim you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucktoy.

As we speak I am contacting my secret network of trans fem hackers across the US and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

You're fucking dead, whore.

I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tease you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in handjobs, but I have access to the entire sex toy collection of the dommy mommy seals and I will use it to its full extent to breed your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little toy.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn brat.

I will cum all over you and you will drown in it.

You're fucking dead, slut.


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