15! Dazai Threatening Chuuya: You Better Scramble Like An Egg Before I Fold You Like An Omelet

15! Dazai threatening chuuya: you better scramble like an egg before I fold you like an omelet

15! Dazai, seconds later: *gets jumped*

Call me soukoku cause I be angry and suicidal (and bisexual!!)‼️‼️‼️

I like to think he's kinda like Sheldon from big bang theory where he thinks he's just too smart and too evolved as a human being to learn how to drive. He probably makes chuuya drive him to mcdonalds too

Dazai canonically not being able to drive is so funny to me. This is a genius ex-mafioso, the youngest executive in the port mafia, the demon prodigy, Mori's strategist, the only one capable of going head to head with Fyodor. But if you put him behind the wheel of a minivan he can and will crash it into the nearest building, sink it into a lake, and get you multiple demerit points and traffic tickets in the process.

Smth abt skk girl dads raising their daughter together and not knowing shit about taking care of children but still doing their best anyway just fills me with the kind of joy you don't get very often

Like I could imagine them being kinda like mitch and cam from modern family (dazai = cam, chuuya = mitch)

Like one dramatic, fun loving, laid back, overprotective papa and one goal oriented, hardworking, problem solving, how-does-he-do-it dad and both would do absolutely anything and everything for their little girl🥺

(I could also see them as phil and claire from modern family, Phil = dazai and claire = chuuya)

I could imagine dazai crying with chuuya trying to keep it together as their daughter walks into her first day of school

Dazai and her trying to make chuuya breakfast in bed for his birthday and him waking up to the smell of smoke and the fire alarm going off, screams echoing all around the house

Chuuya picking fights with whole ass 6 year olds and getting kicked out of school premises after one of them kept bullying his daughter (dazai had to do pick ups from then on)

"Your daughter was in a fight today at school" skk: did she win?

Dazai getting upset when she starts to get embarrassed by him in middle school and won't let him pick her up anymore

Chuuya being expected to be the scarier one when she brings home a boy for the first time, but dazais the one he should be afraid of

Has huge "DONT TOUCH MY BABY GIRL" energy

Surprisingly chuuya is ghe one she can talk to about boys without being judged or making it a big deal like dazai would. He listens to her problems and gives her actually good advice

If u wanna see more of parent! Skk then I have a fic on here and the first two chapters are already out! They're written kinda lazily since it was made just to finally get it out of my system but I hope u enjoy it anyway!!

Just had an intense moment of artist insecurity where I questioned myself on why I even want to be an artist if I'm barely even good at it and why I put so much love and effort into my work only to have it get 3 likes at most on instagram then I split a cookie w my mom and i was like. Yeah I'll be fine :)

As the #1 Nikita fanboy, I’d like to see the full asset of Nikita leaning on his hand at the table at the beginning of the video, and him in the classroom! Ty 🙏🙏

might as well give him the kolya treatment and drop all of em