How To Avoid Yourself From Getting Killed?

How To Avoid Yourself From Getting Killed?

Pairing : Xu Minghao x Reader

Genre : Mafia Au

Warnings : Mentions of kidnapping

Minghao might be the only person on earth who doesn’t trash and throw when you kidnap him.

“Are you sure no one saw you?” you ask Jeonghan, who’s wearing an innocent smile on his face. His baby face gets handy during undercover missions, which is why you still keep him around even after the countless of trouble he gets into, like now. “You could have just bought your disgusting snack like a normal, decent person instead of stealing it.”

He laughs, “Oh my, Ms. Y/n. Are you like a baby boomer or something? Where’s the fun in that?” You swear you almost punch him in the face but being the leader for years you know what your members are capable of, so you decide against it. “But no one saw you right?”

His face scrunches into something you can’t pinpoint but you recognize the face. The face of Yoon Jeonghan who just got himself into a major problem but thinks he has a ‘smart’ solution to it, “Yeah, about that,” he motions at Joshua and Jun, who bring in a boy about your age, “We brought the witness.”

You let out a gasp of shock, looking back at Jeonghan and the boy who has his head lowered. “Jeonghan, we promised to never kidnap people again”.

“It’s fine. He doesn’t shout so no reason to worry,” Jeonghan assures you, but you’re not ready to believe him. With the great Yoon Jeonghan, comes great trouble. He proves your theory every time.

“Leave it, let me see him,” you say, walking to the boy while motioning at Joshua to give him a chair. Even after sitting down, he refuses to meet your eye, so using two of your fingers you tilt his head, and another gasp leaves your lips.

He was genuinely the prettiest boy you had ever seen and you’re saying this after being with Jeonghan for years. His eyes held natural calmness and confidence. They pierced into your own orbs, making your cheeks flush red. You’ve never felt anything like this before.

Before your brain could process anything, someone clears their throat, and it snaps you out of your trance. “Love at first sight is dumb. I don’t know how heroines in movies even do that,” Jeonghan’s uncanny impression of yours makes you shoot daggers at him before you turn back to the boy with the loveliest smile you could offer.

“What’s your name?” suddenly you felt like you were in high school once again, where knowing the name of the cute boy in class on the first day was the biggest success for any girl. He stays silent for a moment before answering, “Minghao.”

“You’re not scared?” you ask and to your surprise, he smiles, “What can I do? It doesn’t help in any way. The least I can do is collect my shit together and hope that this isn’t how I die.”

His reply makes you look at Jeonghan, “In 5 years of working with you, this is the first time I’ve felt proud of you, Jeonghan.”

Jeonghan rolls his eyes, but you know he’s secretly relieved that you didn’t kill him for the whole kidnapping thing. “What now? You’re in love with him?”

Joshua smacks his friend’s arms before turning to you with an apologetic look. “He’s just jealous. I’ll take him away for now,” he mouths to you, dragging Jeonghan away.

“Say, Minghao, what do you feel about taking Jeonghan’s place?”

“You really want him to hate me, don’t you?”

You laugh, “No, I’m promoting him. That’s why. I’ll leave you if you’re not interested.”

He seems to be in his own bubble of thoughts for a few minutes before replying, “I think it’ll be fun. I’m bored of my life anyways.”

You clasp your hands in delight. He better be ready for some excessive flirting because you’ve decided that he’s the one for you. How else can your heart race so fast?

Nights Spent With You

Pairing : Chan x Reader

Genre : Fluff

Warnings : None

Staying the night at your boyfriend's place for the first time can be awkward.

"You are not leaving, Y/n. I can't call myself a caring boyfriend if I allow you to go home in such a weather," Chan was being adamant, his hand crossed over his chest as he spoke.

You had went over to Chan's apartment in the evening and before you knew, it started to rain terribly.

"It's okay, Chan. I can take a taxi," you tried your best to convince him but it was clearly not working, as the pout on Chan's face seemed visible than anything else.

"No, Y/n. You're staying over," Chan usually wasn't this uncompromising when it came to you but he had recently only realized that you've never stayed over at each other's place before despite dating for nearly 7 months. To him, it was like taking another step forward in your relationship. This was perfect timing and he wasn't ready to loose it so easily.

"Uh Chan, even if I do stay, I don't really have anything with me to wear," you use the last excuse you have but seeing Chan's grin you realize that this too had failed. It wasn't like you didn't want to stay. You were too anxious and weren't really prepared for it.

"Y/n, I'm your boyfriend. Obviously, I have clothes that you can wear," Chan walks off to his room, "Follow me. I'm a master of clothes. You can choose anything you want"

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Settling with Chan's beige hoodie and sweatpants, you were seated on his bed, a bit amazed by your sweater paws. Chan comes a few minutes later, slightly skipping because of excitement. Why wouldn't he be? He got you to stay over and wear his clothes.

"The hoodie's good?" Chan asks, to which you nod as a reply.

"So I can sleep on the couch and you can take the bed," you look up at your boyfriend with a disapproving look on your face.

"No, Chan. You're sleeping on the bed. It's yours anyways," Chan gives you an exaggerated look, shaking his head.

"And let the lady take the couch? Who do you take me for? I'm the next most gentlemanly person you'd know after Joshua"

It earns him a laugh and playful hit on the shoulder from you, making him grin again.

"How about we just share the bed? We're dating after all," you suggest and Chan nods a little bit too enthusiastically, making you give him a suspicious look, "You devil, were you waiting for me to suggest that?"

"Maybe," Chan smiles innocently, yet mischief glinting in his eyes as he lays himself on the mattress, motioning for you to do the same.

Luckily, Chan's bed was big enough to fit both of you and still had some room left between.

You look up at the wall, feeling a bit awkward. The rain was still pouring outside and it was quite cold. You shiver and it doesn't go unnoticed by Chan.

"Are you cold, Y/n?"

"A bit"

"Do you want to cuddle?"

You turn to look at him, only to find him staring at you already.

"It's okay, Chan. It might not be comfortable for you"

Chan laughs and opens his arms, "Come here, you dork"

"Bu-," before you can say anything Chan had already pulled you into his chest, wrapping his arms around you before placing his head on top of yours. It takes a second for his body warmth to comfort you, "Wait, Ch- Oh wow, this is actually nice"

"I know. I just wish you will let me take care of you more in the future," he whispers and you flush red. Thankfully, your face was hidden.

"And you're so soft. I love you so much," he pulls you closer to him, leaving no space between you two.

"I love you, too".

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Clips - Jeonghan

"You jerk, stay still. I'm not done yet," you scold Jeonghan, who's clearly done with you, attempting to braid his hair. His hair wasn't even that long, how can you possibly braid it?

"Y/n, let's stop here, shall we?" he was getting bored. After all, he had a whole plan ready to pull a prank on Seungcheol or Shua, but he wasn't sure who. Who would be the less mad at him?? It was hard to think because you were pulling his hair too much and it made his brain feel wobbly.

"I'm almost done. Patience is important, my love," you hum, clipping part of his hair with one of your colourful clips. They were really pretty, shaped like butterflies and when you saw them on your dressing table this morning you knew you had to use them on your equally pretty friend.

"How funny. First, you call me a jerk and now I'm your love?" Jeonghan is thinking of excuses he thinks that he can get away with. but before he comes up with a smart one, you're clapping your hands in delight, indicating that you've done abusing his hair. He stands up and goes straight to your mirror to look at your handiwork. The braid on his hair is perfect and he doesn't want to admit it but he loves it.

"Well, it's because you're a jerk but I still love you," you answer, taking a few pictures of Jeonghan looking at his reflection in your mirror. He looks pretty, and the braid just adds up to his charm.

He turns to you with a smile on his face that he's trying his best to hide, "Do you- can I borrow these clips?" to which you reply with a nod. He skips across your room to leave and you frown at him, "Hey, I'm not done with you, yet."

Jeonghan looks terrified for a moment. More hair abuse? It wasn't that he wouldn't let you, he just needs his brain properly without any damages and clearly with his great best friend, comes great brain damages. He shoots you an apologetic look.

"See, Y/n, I love you to death and I really appreciate you braiding my hair but I have some business to run so let's just postpone this thing can we?" and before he leaves, with you ready to shout at him, he adds, "No matter how mad you are, I'm still keeping these clips."

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Oranges!

Pairing : Boo Seungkwan x Reader

Genre : Fluff

Warnings : None

Seungkwan buys a crate of oranges for a reason you've never imagined in a million years.

"Oh my, what are you doing with that many oranges?" your surprised gasp had to be the funniest thing Seungkwan had heard in a while because in an instant, he starts laughing. "What's so funny about this?"

When he's finally done(you're still wondering who's playing a private comedy show for him but that's not important), he looks at you with a weird look on his face and that just doubles your confusion. Was he trying to give someone a Vitamin C overdose?

"Don't look like that. They're just oranges. Probably 20 of them but they're still harmless fruits," yeah but what does he need all that fruit for?

He places the crate on the kitchen counter, turning to you, "I never thought you would be afraid of oranges."

"I wouldn't be afraid of 1 or 2," you mutter, "Who knows? You might poison everything and give it to people who annoy you. Oh shoot, I gotta warn Soonyoung, then."

"Hey, hey. I'm not psychotic and as much as Soonyoung hyung annoys me, I still love him," he didn't know that if you weren't provided a reason in 2 minutes, then it will be you who's going to turn psychotic.

"By the way, I wanted to try baking. That's what these are for," his reply makes you laugh, but when he stays silent you realize that he's actually serious. "Kwan, cakes are hard to bake, did you realize that before buying these?"

He looks offended for a moment but smiles enthusiastically, "Hey, I'm Professor. Boo. I'm good at everything I do."

"Well, good for you because I don't see myself helping you if the mixer explodes or your first batch burns."

He gives you an evil look before saying, "Well, it's your mixer that's going to explode and your oven that's going to see my first batch burn, so I don't really see a problem."

You gasp, "I swear if you do anything to my things-" you're cut off by Seungkwan's lips on yours for a brief moment. When he pulls away, he gives you the most innocent smile you've ever seen, "Then, won't you help me, darling? Starting from the batter."

Damn him for being so cute and flirty. If there's one thing he's good that, it's at getting himself out of trouble.

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