I Miss My Wife Tails (the Riptide Pirates)

i miss my wife tails (the riptide pirates)

ARE YOU YOU????????????

Am I?

Whoever named cockroaches must’ve been pissed at the little buggers because what happy person goes “you shall be dubbed dick insect by humankind for the rest of eternity”?

Anyways phallus-roach anon here, favorite Pokemon?

I have a new favorite person on tumblr, sorry Scream_at_a_whisper.

my favorite pokemon? Omg, this is the question of all time. Ok, if I was basic, I’d say Sylvion, or maybe mew. But, the true real answer, the one my soul desires, is actually Ditto. The little shapeshifting blob. It’s the enby loser in me.

so i was fully prepared to rip into Tumblr for trying to pull its "queerest place on the internet" rainbow capitalism bullshit again this year... but it's actually feeling kind of disconcerting that it doesn't seem like they've actually done anything for Pride, as far as i can tell...

what if instead of blood in the bayou they called it gay in the bayou and instead of rolan finding out he’s a bug he finds out he’s gay and him and rand start passionately kissing