I Wanted To Enjoy Ep 7 So Bad.

I wanted to enjoy ep 7 so bad.

Listen, I have gone 7 whole episodes without saying a single bad thing about MD but... god damn, I can't ignore it anymore. Trust me, I am as appalled by myself writing this as you are reading this.

The gist of this is: You know how we joke about J having no screen time despite being super interesting? Yeah, make that real and apply that to everything. That's episode 7.

Warning for MASSIVE spoilers, do not read unless you have watched episode 7 or just don't care.

Every minute felt like I was being BLASTED with something, I didn't have time to enjoy N and Uzi's relationship or to mourn Doll's death. I should've been SO HYPED by Lizzy/Lizzie(?), Thad and Khan gearing up but... it was just too much.

If you've known me for long enough you would know how long I've been obsessing over "X eyes" or (as we now know) Tessa.

I'm not really that upset that it ended up being Tessa, In fact, I think it could've been really cool... if this form didn't have LESS THAN 3 MAYBE 2 MINUTES OF SCREENTIME. So, SO MUCH foreshadowing for less than 3 minutes.

V is just fucking GONE, like, I'm 70% sure she is mentioned ONCE.

Doll is probably dead and died ALMOST OFFSCREEN.

Khan skips a WHOLE BUNCH of character development.

HOW THE FUCK IS NORI'S HEART HERE?!

...*sigh* yeah I was going to put more complaints here but I don't like being a bitch so... yeah.

I AM super excited to see fanart of... Solver Tessa? Eldritch Tessa? ^THE BAD BITCH IN THE PICTURES :D/gen

Wait... hol up.

How did I not notice this sooner?

Episode 5 in a nutshell:

I almost forgot abt this in episode 4 until now. All I can say is Tessa ain’t human, she’s still my favorite tho-

(At the same time, this is part of my inspiration for solver!tessa)

Spoilers but-

WHY ISN'T V IN THE INTRO

I swear to god if this episode ends with ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER I am going to detonate.