Bojerb For The Ship Bingo

Bojerb for the ship bingo

as some of you might know, these two make me go fucking insane. this terrible horse with every disease and this autistic bear comedian have taken permanent residence in my brain, rip me. look ok just consider it. CONSIDER IT. like, herb had it BAD for bojack in the 80s, he would have moved heaven and earth for that guy, i just know it, and I'm fairly sure that Herb (and Charlotte) were like the first real functional and affectionate relationships BJ had ever had at the time, which like, makes me feel a lot of feelings. they work so well off of each other and I adore watching their chemistry. it makes me so sad that the stupid horse had to go and fuck it up to the point where it was no longer fixable (like seriously BJ what the hell. you broke his dang heart and took the kids in the divorce. and then he took your favorite stim toy that also symbolizes your relationship). they were both so instrumental to shaping how the other turned out and, not to be a sap or anything, i think they took a piece of each other with them when they split. or something idk. i do. i do like to imagine aus where things didn't go completely to shit and somehow bj manages to be better and things work out better and they end up a weird old couple who might not necessarily have actual nieces or nephews but are certainly uncles in spirit. idk just. i think about them often. i know you've already read them possum but to anyone who hasn't i would highly recommend harps17's bjhm fics, they kind of sealed my fate of having brain worms for these two

Zutara for the ship bingo (if you're also doing ATLA ships)

GAAAH IM REALLY SORRY I'VE JUST NEVER VIBED WITH ZUTARA, "I never want to see this ship again" is an exaggeration and like I DO see why people would like it, I don't want to knock anyone for enjoying it but it's just. not very interesting to me. it's very...mediocre y/a fantasy novel. it feels like zukka but less fun to me. idk. i have seen some KILLER fanart for it though

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔

something something opposite ends of the gay fashion spectrum

Okay, I saw this on my dash just now, and I have immediately fallen in love with Clo.

I love how much more complex her 963 is, and how the host lasts a lot longer, plus the crystalline decay at the end is great.

What's her personality like? I'm really curious!

WAAAAAAAAAAAA TYSM ;O; THEY'RE SO SPECIAL TO ME AND IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE THEM Clo's personality is uh, basically a mishmash of various bright characterizations i enjoyed. I think she carries herself with an air of silliness and is as casual as she can get away with, but she can be cutthroat and downright terrifying when she wants to be. She's sardonic and kind of bitchy, she's drunk the Foundation Kool-aid so hard, and doesn't have that much respect for uh, human life (or for her own physical well-being but i think that goes without saying for amulet holders) because of how many degrees of depersonalization she's under to cope with The Horrors she experiences as a site director and The Horrors that are just innate to her continued existence with 963. They come off as kind of cold and egotistical to people who don't know them, which is not a totally inaccurate assessment, but also if someone gains their trust they'll go through hell or high water for them. I think uh they're really affectionate with and protective of their friends (partly because they're very aware of how easily they could be ripped away from them), they are somehow equally terrified of how profoundly they've come to care about certain people, and terrified of ever losing that ability to care, you know? She's as loyal as a freaking dog, which is as much a vice as it is a virtue at times. They are a person who has never let anything go without leaving claw marks on it. Also she has INSANE guilt complexes and unchecked abandonment issues and a bunch of other shit going on because i swear the girlie's mental state is being held together by dirty sticky tape and spite BUT I'LL GET INTO THAT ANOTHER TIME BECAUSE I'VE GONE ON LONG ENOUGH SO UH i really hope this all made sense lol

pov you walk into site 19's breakroom and she's doing this shit without breaking eye contact with you

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