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Served With a Side of Lemonade

he/she/theyIf free will truly existed, I wouldn't be hereYouTube channel: Ron Desantis' Sexy Six Inch Heels

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Imagine Your Blorbo Twerking To Where Is The Justice

Imagine Your Blorbo Twerking To Where Is The Justice


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I am running out of notes to name these lol. More Incorrect quotes if you couldn't tell

Stolas, holding out a cookie for Blitz: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you! Blitz: *Ugly crying* Stolas, holding out another cookie for Stella: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you! Stella, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?! --- Blitz: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking. --- Moxxie: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around? Blitz: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction. --- Millie: Do you feel any better? Moxxie: I feel much better now that you here with me. Blitz walks in Moxxie: I feel half better. --- Loona: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? IMP client: Bees? Loona: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! IMP client: Wait- Blitz approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly --- Moxxie: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Moxxie: Picks up Blitz Moxxie: I’ve only befriended Blitz for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then my self. --- Blitz: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Millie: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Moxxie: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Blitz: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day. --- Stolas: Blitz is playing hard to get. Stolas: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of. --- Loona: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed the van? Blitz: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Stolas, deer!" Loona: …And what did Stolas do? Blitz: …He said "Yes, Honey?"


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Everything is either about Belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam or the absence of Belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam. Belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam (like the 2016 Disney channel sitcom Bizaardvark, starring Madison Hu and Olivia Rodrigo), does not require belief to exist. Humans cannot thrive if Belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam is absent, their growth is stunted, and life itself is foreshortened. The human disciplines of watching the 2016 Disney channel sitcom Bizaardvark, featuring Jake Paul and Ethan Wacker, requires work, experimentation and knowledge so that (~^*it*^~) remains true. Belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam requires nothing—it is extant and it is always powerful. An ideal world should have both Belgian techno anthem Pump Up The Jam and the 2016 Disney channel sitcom Bizaardvark, guest-starring Thomas Sanders in the Season 1 finale …alas, we are not in an ideal world.

"everything is either about love or the absence of love" what an incredibly boring and one dimensional way to view the world and all it's complex and endless mechanisms. Also I do not trust you.


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honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister