Mars: Ok So Before You Hear This From Anyone Else, Yes I Am Dating That Coffee Shop Girl

Mars: ok so before you hear this from anyone else, yes I am dating that coffee shop girl

Lolo flipping through the newspaper: Awww that means we won't be sleeping in the same bed anymore?

Mars: Do you see anymore beds in here?

Lolo: Huh, so I guess you will be my Bitch forever

Mars: Yeah, yeah please don't tell anyone, and by anyone I mean Ladros

Lolo: You know me

Mars: I'm serious.

Lolo standing up from her chair and going over to the bathroom: You know me.

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Ladros on the phone: THE COFEE GIRL?? YOU DIDNT TELL ME??

Mars: No- Wha, that's not true who told you?

Ladros: Lolopechka.

Mars: That gossipy bitch...

Lolo opening the bathroom door with the most sassy way possible: You know me~~

Mars: LOLOPECHKA!-

Hi Hello BC fandom, I come to make the suggestion that after the Spade rad Lolopechka, Yami and William became friends and play cards together on the weekends.

Thos mf are literally have the dynamic of "2 men and a half" and by god do I live for it, Yami and Willam looked at Lolo like she was a lost cat, nodded in agreement and boom, they most unexpected friendships in all of BC.

And all of this thanks to the Zogratis for kidnapping them at the same time

I wanna yell abt Lolopechka's and Pechys /Hydes first interaction soooooo badddddd, it was literally just a fiver-dream thing, Lolo got dragged in to the leak (not no believe that, they all think she just fell in on her own ) but Hyde (who isn't even fully formed yet) just pulled her in.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOLY.SHIT.

I love this so much??? Like, pls look at my babys they are all smoll and fit into my pocket and run away with them,,,,,

This is just tooth-rotting fluff and I live for it, they are sisters by choice your honor, fr they need a break from everything and everyone

12, 15 and 25 for Vanica, Dante and Zenon :D

HELLL YEAHHHHH THE BITCHES LETS GOOO. HI CY :DDD

12. What's a Headcanon you have for this character?

Dante: He can't cook for SHIT. like as much as I love him (which is more then I will ever openly admit) bro can't make a sandwich or boil and egg so Vanica runs him out the kitchen with a wooden spoon. Also he can't drink. Homie is a lightweight and he hates that so much

Zenon: He really likes dancing! Though no one (except Allen) knows about it. Not even Vani and Dante. Plus he has a REALLY big sweet tooth, if their is a box of sweets in his field of vision he will leave nothing for the rest the siblings (this annoys Dante beyond belief )

Vanica: She is (somehow) a really great cook! She kicked Lucius out of cooking duty a month after she learned the basics. Dante has made the "Haha, your a woman and you cook" joke only once in his whole life because Vanica put rat poison in his food and uhhh it wasn't a nice experience. And she can sing too! Most of the time she acts like she can't just to annoy ppl

15. What's your favorite ship with this character? ( Doesn't matter if it's canon or not)

Dante: OHHHHHH BOYYYY UHHH. Sweet rat man, I love you (regrettably) but your ass is so fucking bitchless. The closest thing he has to a relationship is the fact that he is fuckbuddys with Lucifero, I won't count Yami x Dante as a ship bc it's literally just rat man being a weird ass mother fucker and getting his ass beat which is funny as shit. However I will say he is pansexual and he will get into a relationship with literally anything and anyone.

Zenon: There is only one correct answer. Allen x Zenon for LIFE. Because come on BC fandom that man is not attached to Wemon in any way, only thing he feels for them is fear bc of Vanica and his Mom. But moving on they are soulmate-coded and I will die on that, Golden retriever bf and Black cat bf

Vanica: Listen, all of Vanica ships are fucking soulmate coded ok??? (I'm dilulu shut UP) and I love them with my heart (except Vanica x Acier, not soulmate-coded but annoying cat x Tired mother of 4). I have three I would die for bc I am insane. 1) Vanica x Megicula and Vanica x Lolopechka really they give off SUCH old married couple energy I wanna DIE. 2) Vanica x Lolo x Gajah, it's the "We can fix her" mentality AND THEY SECSIDED THE MOTHER FUCKERS. They are very funny and funky but not everyone's cup of tea but it's ok.

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

Dante: My first impression was "OHHHH, he looks cool! (I also like the beard shot me) wonder what he can do" and now it's "Cring ass motherfucker pls stop being weird for the love of god (affectionately, I'm afraid), can you not have beef with an 18 year old?". Can you tell that I like him but wanna throw him of a clif?

Zenon: First impression "Emo boy, with a sad backstory incoming" I didn't care about bonehead at the start, I thought he had BANING magic but beyond that meh. And now "UHHH BABY BOY LIL WET CAT MAN BONE ASS IDIOT. can someone get this mans husband pls?" now I put him in my pocket and take him as far for house Zogratis as I can

Vanica: First impression "WEEEEEEE WEMON, IF HOT WHY EVIL???" I was uhh it was love at first sight honestly, same with Lolopechka so now I call them BOTH baby girls. Now "Oh baby- I would feel bad for what I put you through BUT I DONT SUFFER, then I wack her with the angst stick in almost all my Aus" really can you get more baby girl then Vanica? ( yes you can but SHUT up) she is both insane and has her mental health hanging on a thread, she really needs some tits to lean on and a tea to drink.

Thank you for the asks Cr!!

Asks for this are always open for any fandom I'm in!!

A CHILD

A LIL GUY

BABY! MY BOY!