I Want Someone To Write A Book Where Mermaids Are The Women Thrown Off Ships When The Sailors Got Afraid

I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom, legs tied together, they change slowly until they can breathe, until they can use their tied up legs to swim. And they drown sailors in revenge, luring them in by singing in their husky voices still stinging from the salt water they breathed. 

the signs as swear words

aries: heck

taurus: flip

gemini: shut up

cancer: fudge

leo: crud

virgo: H-E-double hockey sticks

libra: sugar honey ice tea

scorpio: dang it

sagittarius: stupid

capricorn: shiitake mushrooms

aquarius: gosh darn

pisces: fish sticks

“That’s appalling” 

oh my gosh yes 

I don’t know if that was on purpose, but “pal” in Tamil is milk 

Do Deaf people understand puns? Are there some combinations of sign language which are hilariously ambigious?

By Maysoon Masalha , Abu Dhabi’s airport art hub 👌

You know what? Fuck it. Everyone who reblogs this by… Hmm… June 6th gets a hand-drawn dragon head based off of what I think of you.just by looking at your blog.