here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[22 years on this mortal plane]
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Childe: I Just Killed Your Entire Family For Not Paying The Fatui Back
Childe: i just killed your entire family for not paying the fatui back
Some Random Person: what..? i live alone?
Childe: what?
Childe: then who were the people in your house?
Some Random Person: there’s people in my house???
Childe: well not anymore
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