HOTD Shitpost #1

HOTD shitpost #1

Bracken #1 : Do we tell someone about this-

Bracken #2: No, we know damn well Aeron is a bottom, let him have this.

Bracken #3 : We should put extra pillows in his room, Davos looks pissed.

~solemn nods~

Blackwood #1 : He misses him.

Blackwood #2 : badly.

Blackwood #3 : He is going to owe Ben so much money.

Blep

Bloop

¥Stubborn one¥

A/N: since the lack of stormtrooper x reader fics and Im not talking about the ones where the reader is a stormtrooper Im talking about randoms stormtrooper x reader, so enjoy this fic. Warnings! Swearing, Death, but mostly like 16+ cuz no smut but like virginity is mentioned ONCE OKAY? Enjoy 🤩🥂

You struggled to run, your emotions mixed by shock, anger, and sadness once you saw Jedi men, women, and children alike get slaughtered like animals. You wept for them but knew if you wanted to avenge them you had to run and regroup with other hopefully surviving Jedi, ducking under tree branches and jumping over fallen trees you looked back to see if any of the clones/troopers had followed you. Seemingly none were there so you rested and leaned on an old tree, letting tears fall as you remembered seeing friends die infront of you when fucking Darth Sidious issued that order. “Fuck!” You screamed, weeping in anger and in sadness. You stopped when you heard crunching of leaves near you, getting up to run again which failed when one of the troopers shot your leg, immobilizing you. “Shit! Please please…” You begged for some miracle to heal your broken leg, but alas, nothing happened as multiple troopers came and surrounded you. “Jedi, as per the order. You are no longer of use.” They aimed their guns at you, you let out one tear as you heard the clicking of the triggers and shots fired out, one to your heart, another to your leg, and the last hit was through your stomach, killing you instantly. The captain ordered the troops to move to another position, all obeyed but as they left one remained. Standing there as if he was shocked, for this trooper was the one you subtly flirted with when you were assigned an escort, the trooper who took your first kiss right in front of the doors to the Jedi council meeting (nobody saw of course), the trooper who took your virginity in a jail cell when you were taken hostage along with your escort, the one who defended your honor with his life. Took yours so easily in the outside but on the inside he was so conflicted, unsure. He approached your body and for a second, just a flash, memories of you and him flashed. But just as it came, it had gone. He pressed your forehead unto his helmet, whispering apologies and words of devotion before standing up, and joining his team.

A/N: First time for star wars and I have forgotten lore so dont blame me for incorrect stuff and instead tell me thanks for reading! ♥️♥️😍😍

×Runaway×

A/N: This is a/b/o that has no smut, but I recommend 18+ for this. Enjoy the first chap!

Warnings: Swearing, Feeling of Neglect, Not realized neglect, angst, pregnancy, mentions of smut but no smut, fluff in the end of this series lmao (reader is 20 alr? If you dont have a stable job and home wrap it before you tap it!)

Relationships: Alpha! Philip Graves x Omega! Reader, Shadow Company x Reader(mostly platonic but there are alphas so think yourself as barracks bunny?)

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You rubbed your forehead as you looked at the line of pregnancy tests with lines meaning positive, I mean who are you kidding? Getting railed almost every day without protection and you didn't think this would happen?? You quickly hid it underneath the bottom of the trash and planned to announce it later. Stepping out you were greeted by 3 SC soldiers. "Hey love, everything alright?" One of them asked, clearly sensing the nervous scent you gave off. "Yeah! Just feeling a little off, probably woke up on the wrong side of the bed." You nervously replied. "Alright, take care of yourself." Another piped up as they marched off to do whatever, you didn't care, bigger problems were at hand. You walked through the base, greeting soldiers, heading straight for your mate's office, Philip Graves. Finally arriving you went in and saw him with a frustrated look and three Alpha SC soldiers. "Good, honey lay on my desk. Me and some of the boys have to get a breather." You stayed still. "Actually I had something you migh-" Before you could finish his phone rang and he answered it, "Wait, hold that darlin' got some problems Shepherd wants solved." one of the Alpha soldiers gave you a quick look of suspicion but eventually ignored it as they exited to gear up. "Philip please just this once! You have been busy all week! I just need a few minutes of your damn time-" Your rant was cut short as an irritated scent came crashing at you. "Yes! Busy working so you can stay here and do nothing but be useless like damn omega you fucking are! You keep complaining when every single thing you could ever need provided but you still demand more!" He angrily slammed his hands. "Go back to your fucking room and don't come out until we are back! Ill get some of the men to give you food." He stated coldly. You tried to reason but ultimately (and practically) ran back to your room and ruined your nest, throwing pillows, blankets, whatever was in it or it was made of. Tears running down your face as your instincts screamed that you had angered your alpha. You calmed yourself down after remembering the life growing inside of you, rubbing your stomach you murmured an apology and laid down on your (ruined) bed to sleep.

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A/N: And that wraps up chap 1!! This is my first a/b/o fic so I am welcome to feedback!

Tags: comment if you want to get tagged in chap 2!

+ There's no solution, we'll never last..+

A/N : Reading sad fics revived me. 😍 Enjoy chap 2!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🕺🕺💃💃🕺

Warnings : Swearing, Running away, thoughts of infidelity, turns out its miscommunication, angsty angst angst

Pairings : Alpha! Phillip Graves x Omega! Reader, Shadow Company x Reader (Mostly Platonic, but Phil over here shares you with the alphas on base)

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You groaned as sunlight hit your eyes, disturbing your totally peaceful sleep, you opened your crusty eyes and stretched, standing up to take a shower. But not before looking at yourself in the mirror and hating yourself once again, your Lavender and Honey scent replaced with a sour and stale one, matching your current feeling, empty. You undressed and took a warm shower, trying to soothe yourself and ultimately failing. After wearing more comfortable clothes you looked at your door, hesitating as to leave and face whatevers beyond or stay in the safety of your room, if it was still safe anyways. You decided to put on a brave face and opened the door, almost bumping into some soldiers. They chuckled and greeted you, but were met with a tired 'hello' and empty face. You were about to enter Phillip's office when you overheard a conversation. "And did you see that ass Sir? might have carried more than all of us!" One SC soldier piped up, laughing. "Pretty sure I could fucking take it!" Phillip replied, causing more laughs to come out. Unaware of your presence. You held your breath as tears streamed down your face. "I should give them peace, they have found another anyways." You told yourself, walking back to your room defeatedly, and once you entered you immediately started packing essential belongings, some of them sentimental. After an hour of packing you waited for nightfall to do it. Once you saw the clock hit 12am you fixed your room, made a note, and left through the window, running out of base and into the woods. Tears pricking your eyes.

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A/N : Chap 2 is done!! I should read more angst fics to inspire myself lol

Random

You guys ever read the first part of a fic and its so angsty, ends on a cliffhanger, and so juicy that you imagine the rest of it out of desperation but you know your thoughts will never become reality and you are forever bound to wait for the next part? *coughs in Unchained Melody fic*