Hes Gone, Jasons Gone!

He’s gone, Jason’s gone!

Wally was having a very chill day, hanging out at home and watching TV. His phone rang and he picked it up.

“Yo, it’s Wally. What’s up?”

Wally expected Dick’s calm voice asking if he wanted to hang out. He was not expecting his panicky voice, near shrieking.

“He’s gone, Jason’s gone!”

Wally sat up straight, attention fully on the conversation at hand.

“What?! Calm down! What happened to Jason?! Is he ok?! Calm down and talk to me?!”

Dick breathed out slowly, “I was watching Jason and he’s gone missing! His suit is gone and I don’t know where he is!”

Wally collapsed into the couch, “oh my god! I thought he died!”

“What?! Why would he be dead? Never mind, get over here with your suit and help me find him!”

Wally hung up, put on his suit, and ran over to the batcave. When he stopped, he stood behind Dick, who was also wearing his suit. Dick jumped and sighed.

“C’mon, I have an idea where he could be. I just need you to make sure he doesn’t run away.”

Wally nodded and got on the bike behind Dick. He drove out and headed on the highway to Gotham. After a drive that ended just inside of Old Gotham. The bike was shut off and they got off.

Wally picked Dick up and they zoomed onto the roofs, Dick directed him to the proper roof where Jason sat.

Wally put Dick down and watched Jason’s back as he breathed. He sat on a high sky scraper next to a gargoyle. There were soft whispers in the air and light gray smoke floating from in front of him.

Dick silently crept up and set a hand on Jason’s shoulder. He burst up and held onto the gargoyle from falling.

“What are you doing here?! Don’t sneak up on me like that!”

Wally zoomed over and picked Jason up under his arms and set him down on the roof a safer distance from the ledge.

“You smoke?”

Dick’s head immediately snapped to Jason’s hand that he put behind his back.

“I am SO telling B about this!”

Jason scoffed, “I’ll tell B you lost me and didn’t notice for three hours!”

Dick scoffed and fired right back. Wally laughed to himself. Despite how smart and cool they seemed, around each other they became typical brothers.

Hal taking each member of the JL on a flight would be super funny. With most he would try and have fun or show them something cool. Sinc eSuperman, WW, Hawkgirl and other know how to fly, he mostly does flips and stuff.

Since Barry is all about speed and he doesn’t really feel it, Hal would ‘floor it’ and make him feel all the g’s.

Hal would try to scare Batman. He’d stall the plane then wait til the last second to save it. Basically, anything to freak him out. Surprisingly, Batman really enjoys this and even chuckles a little. He also admits that Hal is the far better pilot and he has no reason to feel jealous. Hal found this annoying since he didn’t.

Been reading some König fics online and I feel like the portrayal of his social anxiety is treated as being shy. Which isn’t to say they’re bad people/writers, just that they don’t really understand what it means and what the differences are.

I have some social anxiety (not severe at all so grain of salt), but I do know how it works for me.

It’s not wanting to bother people even if they work there because you don’t want to bother/talk. It’s practicing what to say or what to ask. Rehearsing and then going in. It’s beating yourself up for something so embarrassing you did that others might not have noticed or cared about.

Again, I want to stress that there is nothing wrong with the writers/people who misinterpret it. It’s the kind of thing that only people who have it can really accurately portray it. This is also how it affects me, this isn’t how it universally affects everyone.

Are the Batfam Skiers or Snowboarders

Bruce skis for sure. Idk he just gives me those vibes. He probably knows how to snowboard but just prefers skiing. He will attempt small tricks and can usually succeed but refuses to do anything more cause of his ‘old bones.’

He wears all black. Jason and Steph eventually got a jacket with the bat symbol on it and he now where’s that religiously. His skis are really nice and are black with white streaks. His helmet is black and has those attachable ears that make it look like a bat (gift from Dick ‘to complete the look).

Dick for sure skis. Mostly because when he first saw skiing, it was at the Olympics and the jumps reminded him of the trapeze. So he skis really well and can do jumps. Occasionally will fall and lay there, laughing. He only goes with his siblings (usually Jason) since it’s more fun that way.

He wears blue pants, silver boots, and a black coat with the blue Nightwing sunbird on his chest. His helmet is blue and black mixed. His skis are black and blue. He also has attachable ears he wears with Bruce ‘to match’.

Steph is a snowboarder, the chaotic energy with the disregard for safety is her. But she’s the kind of snowboarder that will stop and help people up when they fall and maybe teach kids a thing or two.

She wears purple, her jacket is a lighter purple. Her board has a white base, and purple/green flames on the edges with a skull in the middle. Her boots are black and her helmet is gold and purple (very deep almost black.)

Barbara is a skier, just cause I feel like that’s her. But she probably knows how to snowboard and does sometimes. She’s about 70/30 about it. After she’s shot, she can’t do either but everyone bought her a sled with skis on the bottom so she could still go down the runs if she wanted to.

She wears gold pants, black jacket with a bat on the back. Her helmet is all black. Her boots are black and her snowboard is all gold with bats all over it. Her sled is black (so people can easily see her) with a Giant bat on the front and and Damian painted on the flames.

Jason is both, equally, but he snowboards more since he likes to do jumps and tricks a LOT. He’s probably on par with Dick. He likes the technical challenge of skiing but the fun of snowboarding. (He also like snowboarding cause the boots. Btw, as a skier, I am eternally jealous of those boots they look so much more comfortable). He’ll just randomly meet kids on their first ever run and decide to go down with them to help, once he spent the day with a kid who was left alone by his friends, very fun.

He, of course, wears a red helmet. He wears black pants with a lot of pockets, and a plain brown jacket (he bought it for himself and still uses it but not often), currently a brown jacket with a red bat on the back (gift from Dick). His snowboard is black with a red skeleton on the side (it’s like pulling itself up) in a graveyard. He wanted to put his name on a grave but decided not to bc his family would be upset, (he does, it’s just hidden and very tiny).

Damian I feel like snowboards but knows how to ski. He probably snowboards more because he better at it and thinks it’s cooler (but would never say it). He tried to teach Jon but was terrible. Alfred ended up teaching him but they still had fun.

He wears a gray jacket with black sleeves, and black pants. His helmet is black but has those spikes on it (gift from Jon) that every kid has. His board is just plain black until Jason stole it and got it customized with a ninja on the bottom with a katana.

Tim snowboards, it fits him. He doesn’t know how to ski and refuses to learn. He just likes snowboarding better. If really pressed he’ll try skiing but would prefer to never do it. He feels like hes flying and he looks like he’s not even trying at all. Arms not moving, chill relaxed posture.

He wears a muted red jacket, black pants, and gold helmet. His board is is black and gold, it was stolen and returned with a Red Robin on the bottom about to fly.

Duke doesn’t know how to do either until Jason and Alfred teach him. He ends up liking both equally but snowboards more because it’s easier for him to do.

He wears all gold with black boots and a black bat on the jacket. His board is straight gold with a large black bat on the bottom and a kinda metal/tech look. He has the ears as well, in gold.

Cass skis, she likes the feeling of being more technically challenged. She wants to try snowboarding but hasn’t really found the time. If she did, she’d go with Steph and Jason. They’re good teachers and fun to be with.

She used to wear all black but changed the jacket out for one with a gold bat on the bat and gold in the tops of the shoulder and top of the sleeves. She has the ears but doesn’t always wear them bc she forgets to put them on.

Alfred does both extremely well. He prefers skiing but taught all of the Batfam. He was a spy of course he knows how to ski in a suit. He can do anything with doing either. He has all the gear, waxes, and boots in tip top shape. Despite what most would think, he loves to ski and goes the most often out of the family.

He is honestly the most difficult to do, he could ski in a suit and that would work. So, he wears a gray pants, a gray jacket the the top of shoulders and sleeves are black. His ski boots are black and his skis are somehow more expensive than Bruce’s. They were a gift but he won’t say who. His helmet is black. He does not wear the ears, but if with family, he will wear them so they can pick each other out of the crowd.

I like to think of Jason roasting Dick and Bruce for fun.

“B, c’mon. You’re a thirty something that decided to dress as a bat and beat people up instead of going to therapy and dealing with the mess that is your mental health/state.”

“Dick, you thought ‘traffic lights make the perfect color combo!’ And addded pixie boots for some reason, and thought, ‘this is great!’ You have the taste of a four year old and the foresight of comfort at the back of your mind.’

Reality is a simulation. Just walk across to it. Do it