teaslave - A Proud Morosexual ¨̮
A Proud Morosexual ¨̮

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Luna!! Howd You Think Bkg Would Be Acting If Him & His So Did The Couples Quiz From Gq?? Like Is He Shy

luna!! how’d you think bkg would be acting if him & his so did the couples quiz from gq?? like is he shy bc of the camera or straight up flirting like normal 😩🫣

Luna!! Howd You Think Bkg Would Be Acting If Him & His So Did The Couples Quiz From Gq?? Like Is He Shy

omg i literally got this same ask months and months ago and i swear i’ve been meaning to answer !! i wanted to watch more of the interviews like research so i have a better idea so let’s gooo

gq couple quiz with bakugou !!!

okay so imagine what you want but i loveeeee how saweetie dressed in hers and quavos with the long dress she looked so BEAUTIFUL so yns in that and i’m imagining bakugou in a basic ass black t-shirt and black jeans with all black jordan’s. you both almost aren’t dressed for the same occasion but i think he loves when you look immensely better than him so all the attention is on you. he’s obviously got the face card though, his face is perfect with it.

he sits leaning forward on his knees, like elbows on his knees while you’re upright on your chair. you might even rest your feet beside him or on his knees and he like touches your ankles or something.

OKAY and in the interview when the questions start i imagine him being very quiet, smug and cocky. not shy at all and of course flirts with you. he’s confident in all his answers and when he speaks to you his eyes flick to your eyes and your lips.

in between questions when your flicking through the cards, he’s running his hand up your ankle, “y’look beautiful. love the dress.” then plays with the bottom. and i think you both never have interviews together maybe the second one so all his personal staff are low-key like who is this??? where’s dynamight gone?? and then you who’s used to his compliments but not always infront of cameras and a crowd, you’re looking at your cards then at him grinning sweetly, in a little whisper “thank you baby.”

sorry not to be cliche but he gets them all right lol the ones he doesn’t he gets a little louder and fights for his answer. also thinks of answers that you didn’t think of yourself and you’re like, “oh that’s true, i like that also i forgot about that.” and then if you’re saying his answers wrong he’s like “that’s not BLEEP-ing fair!! you literally ate it yesterday.” and you’re huffing, “trueeeeeee.”

and when he keeps getting them consistently right and he looks soooo smug with it, saying the answers in such a calm voice with eye contact you end up getting flustered with how much attention he gives you as a whole. right now and in your whole relationship. a little overwhelming i think. has you processing it in a whine, “you’re so annoying.” and he’s grinning, “i just know you baby.”

switches positions to lean back on the single sofa with his arms crossed and man spreads. definitely scoots his chair closer to you mid interview too and the producers don’t have it in them to correct him to move back because of filming purposes lol

“what’s my favourite feature of yours?” and katsuki’s rubbing his thumb against his lip in thought and he actually takes longer than a second to answer unlike the others. “my BLEEP.” he’d say so calmly before bursting out laughing when your mouth gapes open and you slap his knees. “shut up oh my god katsuki! be serious.” “i was baby but you love my pecs and thighs.” then he slaps his thighs loudly and you’re groaning again, “can’t you go with a sweet one like your eyes or hair or something?” “what’s wrong with my pecs and thighs? you tell me you love them all the time.” another huff, “fine. two points.”

“what’s three things i hate about you?” and katsuki does a short grunty laugh, “BLEEP. probably everythin’.” and you laugh patting his knee, “not true baby, c’mon.” “you hate my job—,” “what, no don’t say that that sounds so bad!!” “okay fine, you hate how dangerous my job can be and how we have to have long periods of time apart.” and the tone suddenly switches, he gets more somber and your bottom lip jolts out like you wanna cry. “no, nope doesn’t count. that’s your job, not you.” then he grips your chin and kisses you quickly then leans back in his chair, “i’m perfect aside from that.” he smiles, squeezing your knee to get you back, “erm BLEEP you hate when i wake up early because you always wanna lie in with me and you hate when i bite my nails when i’m stressed.”

and when he’s asking the questions, “what pisses me off?” “everything pisses you off.” “not with you, you don’t piss me off.” you shake your head, listing things off with your fingers, “you hate when i don’t say i love you back immediately,—“ “yeah i BLEEP-ing hate that” “—when i eat too fast because you know my stomach will hurt later and i’ll moan to you about it,” “i’m doing that for your own good though,” “—when you send me a selfie and i don’t compliment you—“ “yeah that’s rude! i sent you a pic and you ignore it!”

“what do i love about you? you’re not gonna get this right.” “you say you like my hair a lot. you always sniff my head and i have to slap your hand when you wanna touch it.” “true but not the right one.” “really? then… my smile?” “again true, but not what i’m thinkin’ of.” “huh? what is it then? if you’re gonna say something like my ass—,” “i do love your ass but everything.” and you freeze for a second, “that’s so cute!! what’s your favourite?” “nah i’m asking you now. what’s my favourite thing about you?” “my ass?” “your ass.”

the end would be like, “i didn’t get one BLEEP-ing one wrong.” “you did good baby” and you’d rub his jaw like a dog, squishing his cheeks, “you knew more than i thought.” “told you i pay attention, always listening to you.”

kids review dynamight’s career

hot wings youtube video

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3 years ago

Dating Mammon Headcanons

- Literally so clingy, like he’s always touching you in some kind of way like he’s afraid you’re going somewhere.

- One of his primary love languages in terms of receiving is words of affirmation, he’d love a specific pet name only for him.

-Will plan dates that are usually pretty cheap (he’s broke, okay?) but always super fun. Like movie nights at home, walks along the pier, romantic stuff like that. He has stolen borrowed Asmo’s magazines for date advice.

-Every once in a while though, he’ll plan a super extravagant date. Not only will it be expensive though, it’ll be something super personal and almost handcrafted for you.

- LOVES cuddles. Like he will sneak into your room for cuddles at night. You’ll wake up to white hair in your face and strong arms around you.

- He loses some of his tsundere act but it’s still usually there in public even though everyone knows he’s whipped. In private though, that’s a different story.

- Speaking of him being whipped, he will kill a man for you and you don’t even really have to ask?! You could make a sarcastic comment about wanting someone dead and he’ll be racing to beat them up. You gotta control him.

- Satan will make you come to study sessions cause Mammon will only actually do someone if he’s promised kisses or cuddles as a reward.

- Most of his nicknames for you have the word ‘my’ in front of them. He’s a greedy boy.

- He’s incredibly emotionally mature under the tsundere act, he ALWAYS knows when you’ve had a bad day. It’s like a sixth sense and he always knows how to comfort you.

- His crows will bring you gifts. He’ll be a little heartbroken if you throw them away but if he finds them in like a box in your room he will cry happy tears.

- He LOVES you running your hands through his hair, loves it.

- Will unsubtly place his clothes in your room hoping you wear them. On the same note he will spray your bedsheets with his cologne, especially when he visits you up in the human world. He just wants you to feel like he’s there 😭

- Speaking of which, when you go to the human world this boy is texting you NONSTOP. He can’t sleep without your voice, FaceTime him please!

- Forehead kisses. That is all.

- Will always cook your favourite foods when it’s his turn to cook. Beel is wondering how he can get Mammon to do that for him.

- Will bring you photos of him from modelling shoots cause he wants to be told he’s a pretty boy.

REQUESTS ARE OPEN

3 years ago

congratulations on 800 followers!!! can i request 14 with obey me mammon for the follower special? i recently found your blog and i think your writing is really nice to read thank you for writing them!!!

Thank you so much and thanks for reading!! 💛💛 this might be a little bit of self indulgence cause I just wanted so cute and soft Mammon (and I also headcanon that his pct mark is on his chest) 🥺 reader is genders neutral!

“Didn’t Know They Were Dating” Trope with Mammon!

Dream’s 800 Follower Special 📖

Since the brothers surprised you (and missed you so much that they couldn’t stand to be apart from you anymore) with their visit to the human realm, you’ve been staying at the mansion ever since. Of course, they were all vying for your time, but after winning a game of Rock Paper Scissors, today was Mammon’s day to spend with you- alone. Being his usual stubborn self, he tried to play it off with you finally getting some time with the “Great Mammon”, but even he couldn’t contain his smile nor his excitement (or his blush spreading to his ears).

You both spent the day together, just exploring the city and window shopping (keyword being window shopping- something that you had to remind him of numerous times). It didn’t matter what you were doing, you were just having fun with him, just enjoying his presence that you’ve been missing every single day. And he felt the same, finding any way he could to touch you- an arm around you, brushing shoulders, even holding hands. It was when you went to the market to show him the various kinds of noodles that another shopper approached you. Mammon was running down the aisle to find the human version of hellfire noodles when she began to talk-

“You two are such a cute couple!”

You choked on your spit, instantly feeling warmth pooling in your stomach and your mind short-circuited. You weren’t necessarily against her comment, but it was the way she smiled at you, the sparkle in her eye as she gushed about you both, that had you deep into your thoughts.

Those words have rung through your mind all day. Couple? Did it look like you and Mammon were together? You both hadn’t done anything that special to warrant that response in your opinion- did something change maybe since you’ve been back in the human realm? Did he do something that you didn’t see? Was he acting different? You would’ve noticed by now if he was, but what if something did change between you?

He hasn’t asked you out all this time- but then again he’s always holding your hand whenever you two are out, always trying to gift you something, spending almost every waking moment together, holding each other close as you slept, the few soft kisses shared between you…

As you kept thinking, the list just grew longer and longer, as did the fluttering feeling steadily increasing inside of you.

Were you and Mammon…dating?

“Oi MC, what’s got you smiling so hard?”

You didn’t even realize just how big your smile was just thinking about it, but you weren’t embarrassed- far from it.

“You.”

You didn’t even have to turn to see just how flushed his cheeks are and how much sputtering he’s doing. “O-Oi! Don’t just say romantic stuff like that when I’m not ready!” He closed his eyes and held his chin high, but you felt his hand tighten around yours just a bit.

“Why not? It’s true.” You giggled- it was fun to make him so flustered, even if you were doing it now to distract yourself from your own nerves. “But- I do have something to ask you.”

That got his attention, and you both stopped in your tracks. He looked at you concerned, but you can see a bit of curiosity swirling in his eyes. “What’s up? Everything okay?” You wouldn’t expect anything less from your first man.

“Are we- are we dating?”

Mammon had the same reaction that you did in the market, which would had been hilarious had your nerves been under control (it was a little bit funny though). His eyes were wide, his cheeks were turning bright red, and he couldn’t even look you in the eyes. Did you probably make things awkward? Definitely, but you knew he wouldn’t lie to you.

“W-Where is this comin’ from?! What kinda question is that?!”

That response however was making your heart drop. Even if it was an act, it didn’t stop your feelings from being hurt and feeling so defeated. You shouldn’t have said anything, you should have just kept going with whatever you guys already had-

“Of course we are! Is it- is it not obvious?”

He said the last part in such a small voice that you had to strain your ears just to catch it. You took a deep breath to try and compose yourself, but you couldn’t stop wringing your fingers together and you couldn’t look him in the eyes for once. How the tables have turned.

“It’s-it’s not that it’s not obvious. It’s just that this lady today told me that we made a cute couple and I just realized that we never really confirmed whether or not we were actually dating but we did all of these couple things together but it was never official between us because neither one of us had asked the other out and I know it shouldn’t matter but-“

You didn’t mean to ramble like Levi, but now that you’re saying this out loud and to him no less, it has your mind in shambles. But before you could continue and humiliate yourself even further, Mammon cut you off.

“You think just cause I ain’t ask ya all official that it doesn’t mean anything?”

“No no, it’s not that! It’s just- I just got to thinking about it, that’s all. Let’s just drop it, I was just being dumb and it’s not that serio-“

Any words that were about to leave your lips were interrupted when you felt yourself being pulled, colliding with Mammon’s chest leaving your breathless. You had no room to escape as he wrapped his arms around you to keep you in place. Your heart was pounding in your ears so much that you couldn’t tell if it was just yours or Mammon’s.

“Listen, I don’t care what no one says- we’re together! We’re a thing! I’m not lettin’ anything or anyone get in the way of that. I don’t need to ask you all properly to know that you’re mine and I’m yours.”

He only eased up on his hold to have you peer into his eyes. You always thought Mammon had beautiful eyes with the way they sparkle like rare jewels, and it was only brought more against the night sky. They could be their own star, one that you would gaze upon as it shined the brightest like they’re doing now.

“We’ve been by each other’s side ever since we’ve made this-“ and he moved your connected hands to his pact mark, laying right over his heart. “And that’s not changing. We stopped being just friends a while ago- but I’m glad that we did. You mean a lot to me MC- and I don’t need some title to show you that.”

Mammon’s voice was so soft, and the way he gazed at you sharing that same softness had you melting.

“I felt so…empty without you, ya know? Even stealing precious Goldie back didn’t make the feeling go away! And now that we get to live together again, that I get to be with you- it’s somethin’ that I’ve been wanting for a while that my greed couldn’t handle waiting anymore.”

He pressed his forehead against yours, and the feeling is indescribable when you lock eyes. You feel like you’re walking on air, so warm, beyond the point of mere butterflies in your stomach. Like your heart felt so full and could just combust at any moment, yet it still yearned for Mammon. It always will.

Is this what being in love felt like?

If so, it’s a beautiful feeling, one that could consume you whole and you wouldn’t mind. You can see how Mammon could become so greedy trying indulging in it. You were too.

He didn’t have to say that he loved you, because you already knew that he did- you never had a doubt about it. But you couldn’t help but whisper those three words to him, and the smile he gave you was almost blinding. Your heart flew when you heard him whisper it back, leaning in closer towards you.

Mammon’s face felt so warm in your hands, and you stroked at his cheeks as his blush intensified. They fit perfectly in your hands, like it was made to be.

And as you both sunk into a longing kiss under the stars, you concluded that his lips melded against yours perfectly as well.


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3 years ago

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"When I said lets go on a date, the keyword was 'go'. So why the hell are we sittin here with these masks on our face?" Katsuki asked. You rolled your eyes picking up a hello kitty under eye mask. "You said I could choose where we go, and if thats our apartment that should be fair. Right?" Sighing he mumbles a 'whatever, as long as your happy.'

You smiled softly, "Thank you kats." Just then your alarm went off, signaling for both of you to take off your masks. "Fucking finally." Taking the end of the mask, he quickly pulled it off. Tossing it in the trash can, giggling you took yours off as well and grabbed his rag getting up from your vanity bench and walked over to where he was sitting on the bed and cupped his cheek and began to pat what was left of the mask into his skin. "Your such a baby sometimes katsu." You commented making him suck his teeth, Before pressing a kiss to his lips, "But I love it yknow." You admit, smiling.

"Your lucky your cute dork." He mutters before pulling you back in for another kiss. "Who knew you you could be so sappy." You teased, dropping the rag as you wrapped your arms around his neck. "I wasn't, until I met a short cutie who insists on doing skin care routines as a date."

"And do you love that cutie?"

"Hell yea."

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