My Annoying Mother

my annoying mother

I wish my mother would stop telling me to get a female pregnant she knows I am fucking gay yet she keeps saying that because she wants a biological grandchild when she will FUCKING GET ONE BUT NOT FROM ME she will get it from my twin sister Cassandra even though she doesn’t remember her. All my mother will get from me is adopted grandchildren but she doesn’t seem to fucking get it.

Taylor Manshanden

20

i have a few best friends

gay

5 foot 7 inches

light blue

yes i have a crush

sometimes i use sarcasm

13 shoe size

blue

blonde

single

friends with my parents

how could i not believe in Ghosts when i see and deal with them every single day.

i missed my Grade 12 prom because my parents wouldnt pay and i left my grade 8 prom when it was 9 PM

obviously i have had crushes on people of the same sex i am fucking gay

i love being overweight just wish i was already obese

how could i get pregnant when i am fucking male

yes im afraid of heights

@moonmistghost

Ask for honest truth 1:Name 2:Age 3:3 Fears 4:3 things I love 5:4 turns on 6:4 turns off 7:My best friend 8:Sexual orientation 9:My best first date 10:How tall am I 11:What do I miss 12:What time were I born 13:Favourite color 14:Do I have a crush 15:Favourite quote 16:Favourite place 17:Favourite food 18:Do I use sarcasm 19:What am I listening to right now 20:First thing I notice in new person 21:Shoe size 22:Eye color 23:Hair color 24:Favourite style of clothing 25:Ever done a prank call? 27:Meaning behind my URL 28:Favourite movie 29:Favourite song 30:Favourite band 31:How I feel right now 32:Someone I love 33:My current relationship status 34:My relationship with my parents 35:Favourite holiday 36:Tattoos and piercing i have 37:Tattoos and piercing i want 38:The reason I joined Tumblr 39:Do I and my last ex hate each other? 40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? 41:Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? 42:When did I last hold hands? 43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 44:Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? 45:Where am I right now? 46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? 47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? 48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad? 49:Am I excited for anything? 50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? 51:How often do I wear a fake smile? 52:When was the last time I hugged someone? 53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? 54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? 55:What is something I disliked about today? 56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 57:What do I think about most? 58:What’s my strangest talent? 59:Do I have any strange phobias? 60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? 61:What was the last lie I told? 62:Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? 63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? 64:Do I believe in magic? 65:Do I believe in luck? 66:What’s the weather like right now? 67:What was the last book I’ve read? 68:Do I like the smell of gasoline? 69:Do I have any nicknames? 70:What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? 71:Do I spend money or save it? 72:Can I touch my nose with a tounge? 73:Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? 74:Favourite animal? 75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM? 76:What do I think is Satan’s last name is? 77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? 78:How can you win my heart? 79:What would I want to be written on my tombstone? 80:What is my favorite word? 81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr 82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? 83:Do I have any relatives in jail? 84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? 85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? 86:What is my current desktop picture? 87:Had sex? 88:Bought condoms? 89:Gotten pregnant? 90:Failed a class? 91:Kissed a boy? 92:Kissed a girl? 93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? 94:Had job? 95:Left the house without my wallet? 96:Bullied someone on the internet? 97:Had sex in public? 98:Played on a sports team? 99:Smoked weed? 100:Did drugs? 101:Smoked cigarettes? 102:Drank alcohol? 103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan? 104:Been overweight? 105:Been underweight? 106:Been to a wedding? 107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? 108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight? 109:Been outside my home country? 110:Gotten my heart broken? 111:Been to a professional sports game? 112:Broken a bone? 113:Cut myself? 114:Been to prom? 115:Been in airplane? 116:Fly by helicopter? 117:What concerts have I been to? 118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex? 119:Learned another language? 120:Wore make up? 121:Lost my virginity before I was 18? 122:Had oral sex? 123:Dyed my hair? 124:Voted in a presidential election? 125:Rode in an ambulance? 126:Had a surgery? 127:Met someone famous? 128:Stalked someone on a social network? 129:Peed outside? 130:Been fishing? 131:Helped with charity? 132:Been rejected by a crush? 133:Broken a mirror? 134:What do I want for birthday? 135:How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 136:Was I named after anyone? 137:Do I like my handwriting? 138:What was my favourite toy as a child? 139:Favourite Tv Show? 140:Where do I want to live when older? 141:Play any musical instrument? 142:One of my scars, how did I get it? 143:Favourite pizza toping? 144:Am I afraid of the dark? 145:Am I afraid of heights? 146:Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? 147:Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? 148:What I’m really bad at 149:What my greatest achievments are 150:The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me 151:What I’d do if I won in a lottery 152:What do I like about myself 153:My closest Tumblr friend 154:Something I fantasise about 155:Any question you’d like?

Cerulean Cave in my Fire Red Hack called Pokémon Horror Show

never the hack broke and i neglected to make a back up.

TayMan001 is my Grommr username 😁

Reblog if you're on Grommr.

BiggerDev 😁 hehe

Random Chat with two guys

Guy 1: Sit right here please.

Guy 2: Uh Ok sure.

...

Guy 2: What the fuck is this why did I get cuffed to the arm chair?!

Guy 1: Because I'm gonna force feed you, inflate you and rape you!

Guy 2: No?! HELP?!

Guy 1: This room is sound proof and has no cameras so you can scream all you want there is no escape.

...

Guy 2: No more my stomach can't take anymore food.

Guy 1: You need to be punished for trying to call for help when this started so you are gonna keep eating until your belly is gonna explode if you eat anymore.

Guy 2: No please I am sorry I called for help.

Guy 1: Its too late for apologies.

...

Guy 1: Ok that is enough because you belly has started to shine red.

Guy 2: Ouch its so painful.

Guy 1: Well its either inflation or sex next.

Guy 2: Sex please.

Guy 1: Alright time to rip of your clothes.

...

Guy 2: I'm exposed and I like it.

Guy 1: Huh I thought you would be not liking it.

Guy 2: If we started like this I would have but since you started fattening me I have become gay.

*Guy 1 kisses Guy 2 on the lips*

...

*Guy 1 cums inside of Guy 2's ass*

...

Guy 2: Ouch that was a bit too much cum.

Guy 1: Sorry I tend to cum a lot.

Guy 2: No problem. *wink*

Guy 1: Inflation time.

Guy 2: Water inflation.

Guy 1: Kk.

...

Guy 2: Uh that's enough I am about to explode.

*Guy 1 isn't paying attention and keeps the flow of water going*

Guy 2: Please that's enough water.

*Guy 1 still isn't paying attention to sound and keeps the flow of water going*

Guy 2: PLEASE THAT'S ENOUGH WATER I'M GONNA EXPLODE IF YOU CONTINUE?!

*Guy 1 hears Guy 2's pleds and stops the water just in time*

Guy 2: If you took just a second longer I would have exploded?!

Guy 1: Sorry about that I was too distracted with the way you looked as you got larger. *blushes*

Guy 2 *blushing*: Its alright as long as it wasn't something or someone else you were distracted by. *wink*

THE END

Update though not really much of an update since I rarely post anything to begin with

Its been almost exactly 2 years (end June with be the start of the 3rd year) since I graduated High School and I really hope I get into College in September so I'm in school when my 20th birthday comes (October 25 this year) because having 2 birthdays (18th and 19th) when not going to school is just fine anymore isn't