Do You Know How Disappointing It Is To Start Reading An Absurdist Play Just To Discover That The Singular

Do you know how disappointing it is to start reading an absurdist play just to discover that the singular female character has one philosophy and it is “seduce men to get what I want” whilst many of the men make fun of her despite all sleeping with her?

2019 is the year y'all stop treating bi and pan women as “secondary” wlw

How To Learn A Language When You’re Viscerally Terrified Of Being Laughed At When You Speak And Get Something Wrong: A Cry For Help

One time I was at this music camp and every time I saw her I waved really enthusiastically at her (okay so maybe I’m the weird funny kid in this situation) and I sort of thought she was scared of me but towards the end of camp she started to wave back and on the last day after the performances she formally introduced herself and said she hoped we’d be at the same camp again some day and it was !! So! Cute!!!

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

I just love thinking about the scene where Crowley and Aziraphale hit Anathema from Anathema’s point of view. A bickering gay couple (one who’s wearing sunglasses at night) hits her and her bicycle with a car from the 1920s in the middle of the night. The bicycle and her are perfectly fine. The gay couple offer to drive her home, Bicycle Race by Queen is playing. One second her bike has new gears, the next it doesn’t. They drop her off. One calls the bike a “velocipede.” She was so confused by it all she forgot her super special book, poor thing. 

why are people still calling Good Omens queerbaiting