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all you’re giving me is friction | ksj x f.reader

Summary: You’ve graduated! Congratulations - you’ve got one thing checked off your parents ten year plan! Now all that’s left to do is start your dreary office job, drag yourself up the ladder to CEO, marry your (as yet unknown) dream guy, and carve out some time to pop out a few kids before your ovaries shrivel up… Except all of that sounds horrendous, and you’d much rather spend the next three months at Hoseok’s beach house with your closest friends - relaxing, partying, and sleeping late while you still can. And it would be your last perfect summer break, if it weren’t for the most irritating man on the planet (and his chickens) living next door.

➾ pairing: surfer!seokjin x lifeguard!f.reader

➾ genre(s): lovers to enemies (lite) to lovers, angst, smut, fluff, happy ending

➾ rating: explicit, minors DNI

➾ warnings: cursing, incessant talk of the bloody ocean, reader is a total idiot, seokjin is nauseatingly in love but he’s also hot so he gets a pass. no use of y/n or variations thereof. reader and jin are not always kind. briefest mention of historic alcoholism (parent), side yoonmin, pet names - mostly baby. kissing, SO MUCH KISSING, author uses weather as a plot device

➾ smut warnings: oral m & f receiving, PIV, handjobs, fingering, barebacking (but reader has an iud). author prefers the word cunt over pussy, sry. minor smut tags: face sitting, taking pictures, briefest mention of consensual!! somnophilia (ksj rec oral)

➾ word count: 28.3k (complete) (i am so sorry)

➾ written for: catch of the century collab - thank you so much to @raplinesmoon​ @joheunsaram​​ and @kithtaehyung​​ for letting me join in (and massive apologies for posting this 2 days late)

➾ thank you to: my loves @ugh-yoongi​​ @the-boy-meets-evil​​ & @effortandmore​​ - without you three i would never have finished this fucking beast, you are the best! shout out to my uncle (who ofc won’t see this bc he thinks tumblr is a type of glass) who answered my surfing questions (cause, yanno, he surfs) and didn’t care enough to ask why.

➾ authors note: i am dehydrated and it’s 2am. pls throw my body in the ocean. phew - this one really ran away with me. i really hope you like this <3 reblogs are much appreciated & asks are welcome!

ps: i edited one of the smut scenes in church, do u think i’ll go to hell?

pps: all my italics disappeared??? i wanna say i’ll go through and fix that but it’s late af rn. tomorrow, maybe

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Hoseok’s place is a no go zone. Which would be fine - if you hadn’t already driven for five hours with Taehyung and Jimin snoozing in the backseat from the very start, and were just fifteen minutes shy of arriving when Yoongi got the call. 

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