Ok Ellu Bak, At Lt Hinns Sat, Varr, Ara, Iorvik, Skorit

Ok Ellu bak, at lét hinn’s sat, Ívarr, ara, Iorvik, skorit

(And Ella’s back, the one who dwelt, Ívarr, with the eagle, at York, cut.)

-  Knútsdrápa

Sorry, I am having one of those days….. I am still thinking about it……sob  Tattoo is not the same. But I’m done.

Me, doing anything in Valhalla: I wish Ivarr an Ceolbert were here

I wish Oswald had some sisters because Valdis having to impress them would’ve been funny as hell and, she and him could’ve bonded over dealing with their dumb ass siblings. Valdis flayed a man for insulting her, it’d be hilarious watching her slowly losing her cool before snapping after dealing with passive-aggressive comments all night from bitches who are fucking around and about to find out. Her brothers cheering and losing her shit as she and his sisters are brawling while Oswald is begging them to stop.

More importantly, we’d get a recreation of the Shrek 2 dinner scene with Eivor as the role of Donkey.

I like to headcanon that ivarr and eivor ended their night of drinking by cuddling. like they didn't even have sex they just snuggled and fell asleep.

Me too, I would love a little 😏 on that night, but I like the idea of them opening up about their lives and brothers more. It would really drive home the dysfunctional family vibe that they have with Ceolbert.

Ivarr is arguably the most vikingr viking out of the entire AC Valhalla game.

The most ruthless viking, you probably picture a hyper masculine big dude like Ubba or Sigurd, yet it's Ivarr. Who's not really that big or tall in comparison to the other men in the game. His facial hair is so sparse, he doesn't even have a beard! AND he's a pretty boy, his features are actually quite feminine and delicate: the slender jaw, the pixie nose... He's very pretty!

Anyway I love the fact that the most badass viking in this game isn't mainstream manly!