Lets Settle This Shit But Do NOT Reblog If Youre Gonna Be Modest About It Like A Little BITCH. Anyway

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

if disney wants to queerbait me with sambucky I need them to do it right. I need them to make it destiel levels of queerbaiting. give me bucky confessing his gay love and then falling off a train again. do it.

wow I’ve never met anyone who can ruin my entire day within a span of 30 seconds like my mother

you have anger issues? well why don’t you listen to cherry wine by hozier and then maybe you’ll calm down

I love the fact that the strongest person in the MCU is a mentally unstable 32 year old who makes self insert Sitcom AU FanFiction about her robot husband

zuckerberg was an incel at 19 and now we can’t have democracy apparently