I'm On A Roll With These!

I'm on a roll with these!

Impulse: I wouldn’t wish that upon my worse enemy! Impulse: Unless of course. . We’re talking about my enemy, Gem. Fuck you Gem, you know what you did!

Joel: I just found out from Grian today that when Pearl died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Gem said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”

Jimmy: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it. Scar: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

Gem: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders? Etho: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man. Gem: THE WHO? Etho: Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?

Jimmy: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type. Tango, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying? Jimmy: Perfect.

Tango: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. Ren: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes. Gem: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting. Ren: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Scar: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly? Martyn: Not again! Scar: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions. Pearl: Just wait until you hear about whales. Scar: What now?

Martyn, texting Jimmy: Please don't text me for the next hour, I'm going to be on the treadmill. Jimmy: I wasn't planning on texting you. Martyn: What did I just say?

Cleo: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk? Impulse: The final boss. Scott: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? Cleo: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

Tango: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it. Gem: …I was hungry.

Pearl: BigB, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you? BigB: Tango, Pearl wants you to get out of the house.

Scar: I wanna be a knight! Scott, a knight: What the fuck do you want this shit for? I kill people, all right? Their blood is on my hands! Every night, when I go to sleep, I see their FUCKING faces staring at me! Their families weep, and I FEEL NOTHING! I’M DEAD INSIDE! Scar: Man, I want some of that in my life!

Lizzie: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Lizzie lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Bdubs, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

Skizz: Dearly Beloved, we are here today to remember Mumbo, taken from us in the prime of life; when they were crushed by a runaway semi, driven by the Incredible Hulk. Mumbo: Aww, you knew my favorite cause of death.

Impulse: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

Bdubs: Grian is off at an appointment, so while they’re gone, I’m going to cut the sleeves off all of my shirts. Gem: Why? Bdubs: They’re like 90% of my impulse control.

Skizz: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Joel: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?

Jimmy: What’s the announcement, Lizzie? Lizzie: It’s a lecture. Skizz’s gonna tell us everything they know about sex. Etho: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

[Ready for a new game?]

day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings

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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥

EPIPHANY

Let it burn…

A heartbroken Briar is a dangerous animal. She knows now that no one really cares about her outside her destiny. Not even her supposed best friend…someone who she’s loved since day one. And when the chance comes to alter her fate at the expense of another? Well…suddenly no one else matters anymore.

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Thinking about my alternate Spring Unsprung. but Briar gets a villain arc. After throwing the book down the well the destinies inside get muddled, leaving a very heartbroken and hurting Briar in the body of a dark fairy and with powers she can’t control. I had exactly one thought, that being ‘Briar gets hair horns’ and that was it 😮‍💨 I’m suddenly in love and she can beat me to a pulp any day.

Have another incorrect quotes dump but it's just the desert boys

Grian: Can I have some? Scar, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

Scar: My gender is in a constant state of flux.

Grian: I drink to forget but I always remember. Scar: You're drinking orange juice.

Scar: Hand me the people opener. Grian: ... Grian: Pardon? Scar, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me! Grian, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER? Scar: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle? Grian: Knife. It's called a knife.

Grian: If there’s one thing I learned from Scar, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

Scar: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who. Grian: Voldemort? Scar: No. Grian: Is it Voldemort? Scar: It's not Voldemort. Grian: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.

Scar: Tell them to eat shit, Grian. Grian: Tell them yourself. Scar: Eat shit, asshole. Fall of your horse.

Grian: Scar? What are you doing here? Scar, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.

Grian: State your name, rank, and intention. Scar: Scar, Scar, fun.

Grian, throwing a pokeball at Scar: Scar, I choose you! Scar, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Grian: It’s too early in the morning for this. *sent at 11:57 AM*

Scar: My back hurts. Grian, walking into the room: Take the spine out.

Grian: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi! Scar: Hey- what are you doing-? Grian, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space :D

*Scar is reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book* Grian, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that? Scar: Well, Emily’s love for him grew, and so did he. Grian: Well, your dog is pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh? Scar, angrily shutting their book: YOU’RE SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?!?!

Grian: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense. Scar: I’ve got plenty of common sense! Scar: I just choose to ignore it.

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