Hear Me Out .... Guys ... Guys Let Me Cook With These Prompts ....

Hear me out .... Guys ... Guys let me cook with these prompts ....

scitties are still dangerous

scarian commission for @splish--splash--minecraft of their tiny apartment au!! please go check out his writing it’s so good

[Ready for a new game?]

day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings

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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥

Have another incorrect quotes dump but it's just the desert boys

Grian: Can I have some? Scar, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

Scar: My gender is in a constant state of flux.

Grian: I drink to forget but I always remember. Scar: You're drinking orange juice.

Scar: Hand me the people opener. Grian: ... Grian: Pardon? Scar, annoyed: The g! Just hand it to me! Grian, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER? Scar: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle? Grian: Knife. It's called a knife.

Grian: If there’s one thing I learned from Scar, it’s to set people’s expectations real low, so you end up surprising them by practically doing nothing at all.

Scar: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who. Grian: Voldemort? Scar: No. Grian: Is it Voldemort? Scar: It's not Voldemort. Grian: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.

Scar: Tell them to eat shit, Grian. Grian: Tell them yourself. Scar: Eat shit, asshole. Fall of your horse.

Grian: Scar? What are you doing here? Scar, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best.

Grian: State your name, rank, and intention. Scar: Scar, Scar, fun.

Grian, throwing a pokeball at Scar: Scar, I choose you! Scar, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Grian: It’s too early in the morning for this. *sent at 11:57 AM*

Scar: My back hurts. Grian, walking into the room: Take the spine out.

Grian: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi! Scar: Hey- what are you doing-? Grian, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space :D

*Scar is reading a Clifford The Big Red Dog book* Grian, watching: How did he get to be so big? Do they ever explain that? Scar: Well, Emily’s love for him grew, and so did he. Grian: Well, your dog is pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh? Scar, angrily shutting their book: YOU’RE SMALL! WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?!?!

Grian: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense. Scar: I’ve got plenty of common sense! Scar: I just choose to ignore it.

even in death 🕊️

rbs would be appreciated !!