Suskityrannushazelae - Abandon All Hope, Ye Wolves Who Enter Here

I don’t understand why people don’t wear motorcycle helmets. Genuinely.

Bicycle helmets? I understand why you wouldn’t wear one. It’s incredibly important to wear one, of course, but…

…I won’t blame anybody for not wearing one, though. I mean, look at it. It looks dorky as hell. I would also like to minimize my time wearing one.

But motorcycle helmets? MOTORCYCLE HELMETS?

Literally the coolest fucking accessory a human being can wear???

They make you look wicked. Kick-ass. Like a laser-shooting robot from the year 3000. It replaces your ugly mug with the sexiest face known to man: the tinted plastic visor.

I would wear one OFF the motorcycle. I would pay ACTUAL MONEY to have my head permanently transmogrified into a motorcycle helmet.

how on GOD’S GREEN EARTH can you participate in an activity where it is both socially acceptable and highly recommended to wear some SICK FUCKING SHIT and make the conscious decision to say “nah I’ll pass”??????

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my characters use "you" for each other for 75% of the book until one slips and says "thou" at a moment of high emotion and the other freaks out at the intimacy. surprise! i've been using the t/v distinction all along but everyone's SUPER repressed

I am the weakest, the most wanting in wisdom, I know, And my life, if lost, would be least missed, truly 🪓🌿

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