As A Midwesternwhite Lady, I Am Offended.Pepper Is Spicy.Still Doesnt Mean I Hold Back From All Spices

As a midwestern white lady, I am offended. Pepper is spicy. Still doesn’t mean I hold back from all spices though. 

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

i really cannot stress enough to yall just how good oblivion is

skyrim + @buckykingofmemes , the unintentional shitposting of (captain) america’s favorite assassin

When a friend sends this to you, you know youve done something right

messy mae comic