Saw This On Twitter

saw this on twitter

Excuse me?!

Was anyone going to tell me Alphecca's second outfit make him look like a sugar daddy on vacation ? Or was I supposed to discover this on my own ?

Yes!!!

Lifewonders is going to raise the maximum level of ALL cards by 5!

A little bonus to help us survive the oncoming harder main story quest without having to rely on cheese or luck.

Also, banner drop:

We are also getting 50 Transient stones divided on 5 daily logins. Ands some stamina drinks , 1 Salomon Ticket, 1 AR Ticket, 1 Skill seed, 1 Level Seed and 3 Lamp Oils!

Everyone listen!!!

I have 2 women to add to Housamo! They are both of scandinavian mythology.

Number 1 is Lofn. She is a goddess of forbidden love. She literally brought together those for whom marriage was forbidden or banned. She literally is the LGBTQ+ goddess!

Number 2 is Elle. She is an old woman and in the mythology she is the only one to defeat Thor at wrestling. Why ? Because she is the personnification of aging and no one can beat age.

I want these 2 goddesses to join the Guild Alliance and help beat the shit out of the Rule Makers.

Things that will make your computer meaningfully faster:

Replacing a HDD with an SSD

Adding RAM

Graphics cards if you're nasty

Uninstalling resource hogs like Norton or McAfee (if you're using Windows then the built-in Windows Security is perfectly fine; if you're using a mac consider bitdefender as a free antivirus or eset as a less resource intensive paid option)

Customizing what runs on startup for your computer

Things that are likely to make internet browsing specifically meaningfully faster:

Installing firefox and setting it up with ublock origin

adding the Auto Tab Discard extension to firefox to sleep unused tabs so that they aren't constantly reloading

Closing some fucking tabs bud I'm sorry I know it hurts I'm guilty of this too

Things that will make your computer faster if you are actually having a problem:

Running malwarebytes and shutting down any malicious programs it finds.

Correcting disk utilization errors

Things that will make your computer superficially faster and may slightly improve your user experience temporarily:

Clearing cache and cookies on your browser

Restarting the computer

Changing your screen resolution

Uninstalling unused browser extensions

Things that do not actually make your computer faster:

Deleting files

Registry cleaners

Defragging your drive

Passively wishing that your computer was faster instead of actually just adding more fucking RAM.

This post is brought to you by the lady with the 7-year-old laptop that she refuses to leave overnight for us to run scans on or take apart so that we can put RAM in it and who insists on coming by for 30-minute visits hoping we can make her computer faster.