I'm Still Not Over The Fact That Robinson Is Canonically Taller And Heavier Than Kirito!

I'm still not over the fact that Robinson is canonically taller and heavier than Kirito!

Kirito is a manlet barely taller than my mom! Robinson's half-ogre genes are going to make him taller than Takemaru when he grows up!

RAVEN ARTHUR

I obviously missed something because,

Amatsumara likes Mephistopheles? Mephistopheles likes Shiva?

When have Amatsuamra and Mephistopheles interacted long enough for this to happen? Can someone explain this to me, please? Thank you. Also, Yoritomo not liking Mephistopheles is soooooo accurate! Yoritomo is paranoid as fùck and Mephistopheles is shady as fùck. Makes sense.

MC HEADCANONS!!!

So, I was wondering which member of the Summoners would each MC be best friends (or more) with. Here's what I came up with.

MC 1: Kengo. Yes, you heard me right. These two are two idiots from different mothers. Two collective brain cells between the two of them. Separate at your own risks. MC 2: Hanuman. I bet you thought I was going to say Shiro. Too bad. I have better tastes. These two are hyperactive prankster and meme lords. The risk of something happening goes up by 80% when they are around. MC 3: Ryota. I said in a previous headcanon that he likes chubby people, and I meant it. So, of course, he is going to be Ryota's #1 fan. Just two cute friends together. Nothing wrong going on. MC4: Shiro. They actually balance each other pretty well. MC 4 is the most likely, out of all the MCs, to self-sacrifice himself. Shiro is there to balance it out. Pretty boys stick together. They sometimes, have mini-cooking contests. MC 5: Toji. I said in a previous headcanon that MC 5 attracts onis and demon-like creatures. Toji is half-oni. You see where I'm going with this. Just like Ryota in Setsubun, MC 5 crushes everything bad Toji has to say about onis, and therefore, himself., with endless compliments and praises.

Lmao?

Amaterasu? When I don't particularly care about her? Okay. But girl... Where's my himbo tigerman?

Also got the god of gay sex. The only one I truly wanted. All of his belts make him look so funny to me. It's like he is begging to be put on a leash, smh.

Cthugha's balling gameplay.

[He's very bad at it but be nice :) ]