Heartslabyulposting

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Selective mutism is funny cause you try to figure out how it works and you're like "oh okay so it only happens when I get real anxious, but at home I'm fine" and then you're chillin at home totally relaxed and you try to greet your kitty cat who just trotted up to you and all you get is "h...!" Like okay. Alright. Vocal chords just feelin like comedians tonight huh lmao

So I thought of something and it hurt so if I have to suffer, so do y’all :>

Anyway, we all know how Mammon was assigned to protect MC right? A defenseless human in a realm full of lowly demons what would harm MC given the chance

But we never see that.

You know what we did see?

Levi wanting to kill MC cause they knew more of TSL than him

Asmo almost getting MC killed cause of getting sucked into a portrait of one of Amos’s past lovers cause of an incident that happened that was completely Asmos’ fault

Satan wanting to kill MC cause they wouldn’t have a pact with him

Beel almost killing MC and going on a rampage over custard

the few times Lucifer threatened MC

Belphie actually killing MC

Through out the first 20 chapters, those six are the only ones that brought/almost brought MC harm

Who would’ve known the lowly demons Mammon was supposed to protect MC from were his own brothers

(I was thinking about Mammon and Mammon angst when this came to mind)

My little sheep/Pos

The family therapist

you dont understand i need movie verse tails loving mint so bad

bruce at the dining room table drinking coffee out of his “world’s okayest father” mug sitting next to dick drinking coffee out of his “world’s best big brother” mug. both were purchased by the rest of the bat siblings as christmas presents that year. dick is not smug. not at all.