Bill Cipher Might Be A Little Bitch But Hes MY Little Bitch.

Bill Cipher might be a little bitch but he’s MY little bitch.

Dashcon 2k14

ok now I KNOW your evil Mario 666 cause you've been ignoring these asks. If you were the real deal you woulda replied to these by now

You caught me red handed (red like Mario's hat). In truth, I run almost every blog on Tumblr. You sit in a crowded theater, watching me Muppet and Joker all over the stage. You turn to your beloved mutual sitting next to you. "Get a load of this guy!" You say. They turn to you, face suddenly froglike and smeared with a red clown smile, and say "I am Croaker." You startle back fearfully and jump out of your seat. An usher comes to your aid, and as your start babbling and pointing in fear, the usher catches you by the shoulder and says with a wicked smile: "I am Croaker." You whirl around and everyone is standing up, chanting: "I am Croaker. I am Croaker." You run out the exit and out into the rainy street looking for someone, anyone. You see him. EvilMario666. Surely you can trust him in this madness. "Evil Mario, Help! Surely everyone cannot be Tumblr User the-muppet-joker!" Evil Mario 666 chuckles darkly, in italian. His face looks a little green. He leans in close and whispers in your ear:

"Mama Mia. I am Croaker."

Can't believe Ford had sex with a triangle.

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Haven’t read the Book of Bill but this is what I think the general premise is based off of all the Tumblr posts about it