My Cat, When I Don't Let Her Jump To Probs Her Death From My Fucking Balcony: H O W D A R E U U VILE

eris shitposts My cat 5s later: HELLO MORTAL I AM GERE YO DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS anyway I'm just sitting one the fucking balcony In the middle of the night With my dog It's cold And the field in front of my house looks like a fucking spawner of some nightmare inducing shit Or not deer We actually have deer here So it's even more unsettling There's so many strange noises smh sams shitposts